College Football week 2 picks

So last week was a cluster fuck huh? Hope everyone is impressed that I was in mid season form with my shyte picks, only more to come!! I was cautiously optimistic with what I saw from the buckeyes, I will never be sold on a two qb system. In my opinion, Miller must eventually win the job for this buckeye team to be great. Buaserman is serviceable, but lets face it he was at the top of his abilities after 5 years in the program and was basically slightly better to the same as Braxton and Braxton maybe was playing at 50% of what he will be capable of? I ask one question, if everything was exactly the same (age/experience/height or lack of/arm strength/quickness etc etc etc) but Joe was black and Braxton was white – what would public opinion be? I have a guess, but I’ll let you form your own opinion.

Before I start in on my week 2 picks, let me just say I’m still on vacation from labor day weekend and its 10am, I’m having a Yuengling and pretzels for breakfast – listening to Howard and life is pretty good. Back to work tomorrow L

Ok, week 2’s mediocrity…

10pts – Michigan wins, ok I will be honest – I’m trying to jinx team up north into a loss. It won’t happen because I think they are on right track to being competitive again. Side note for you to watch for in this game, but Mich should be hiring that former fat Maryland coach for their staff, he would fit in well – seriously they have a girthy coaching staff. Maybe they figure the team will be in better shape if they eat all the food at the training table?

9pts – Bama wins, really b10 network showing all the classic Joe Pa vs. Bama games from the 70's/80’s is nice, but should you not show last years game? Penn st will probably score 3 pts again this year against bama’s def. Who knows, maybe this is the down turn for the SEC and the b10 can get over, but I don’t think so.

8pts – Ok st wins, great defense vs great offense, I’ll go with the home team here.

7pts – Iowa wins, this is usually a crazy rivalry game where anyone could win, but I agree with Herbie when it comes to Iowa – if they are picked to be great they will choke, but when no one expects them to do anything… that is when they find some players to come out of nowhere and play amazing and have a 10-2 or 11-1 season.

6pts – ASU wins, this is game most likely to bite me in the ass because mizzu has that spread offense, but asu is at home and they have a defensive lineman that might actually kill someone!! Seriously, check him out, he is a beast!!

5pts – Trojans win, hey Utah welcome to the pac12 party, enjoy your beat down, well maybe? Still trying to figure out how the Trojans barely won last week against Goldie?

4pts – NC wins, it pains me to pick against the state U of new jersey, but think there is talent at NC and even though butchy is gone, his talent is still there and they can play some defense.

3pts – S car wins, well if it wasn’t for last weeks ehh performance I’d pick this way higher, but the ole ball coach has some issues on that team with getting them to play to their abilities. Hopefully they will crush the paper tiger that mighty Boise st beat last week and start to nail shut that coffin on the most overrated coach in college football, bye bye markie.

2pts – miss st wins, if miss st is ever going to get over at Auburn here is the year. They should have lost last week, I wonder what the worst record in the following season for a defending national champ is? Might be broke by Auburn this year!

1pt – BYU wins, man has tejas fallen on mediocre times or what? I’m not positive, but figure for a point I’d take a flyer on this upset.

Well there is week 2 picks, if I keep up my Stella picks at the rate I picked in week 1… well…. I’ll be mathematically eliminated by week 5, so maybe I can get it together and have a good week, doubtful, but maybe.