wk 13 cfb picks

Was the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house the Small Pox blankets were packed and their land and maize we were ready to steal...

I don't know what that was about...

Anyway, it seems to me there are 3 possibilities as to why I wasn't more upset last week after our loss to sparty.

1 and the one I hope it is, i've just matured with age and have a wise and better outlook on the more important things in life.

2 and likely the most realistic and likely reason, i've got more things in the world to worry about and fear than silly football losses.

3 and the one that would probably be the scariest, I haven't really changed. How, well more that i've just been lawed into a peace from years and years of winning that could easily come crashing down around me in a cooper-esq decade on the horizon that would lead to a snap back to a person that wasn't not mentally healthy. Let's hope we never find out.

Ok, one last thing before my picks, i've done what I should not (nor should anyone) do and changed my mind on many a pick and the order. This week of games is always the most difficult week to choose, because these are rivalry games and you just never know.

10, Bama wins - The freebie this week, no way Auburn getting any fluke fg returns or gonna just rivalry up. The mean fake tooth midget is going to the playoff's and probably going to win it all again and save the south from starting to question their place in college football and by question I do mean act irrationally like the uneducated bible thumping rubes they are.

9, Pitt wins - I mean really?

8, Okla wins - don't you dare do it to me Stoopes, time to step up and prove me wrong that your not just a fluke championship 15 years ago from being the Cooper of the Big 12/10/8/6

7, LSU wins - I mean they are at home and Les is reportedly trying to save his job, so...

6, tun wins - Well I had my original sheet with the bucks as a 1 pt winner and a whole rap about not going to do it, not going to pick against my boys even if I think they are going to lose. Then I remembered i'm trying to pick my games unemotionally this year. I really hope the bucks show up and look good and win and we can say last week was just a product of getting big heads and coaches getting tight with play calling in bad weather. I fear we will find that coaches messing with not making a clear choice at qb has led to neither being ready or prepared for good teams. We will see, we know harbum will have his guys ready to play, hopefully our guys show up and show a little defending national champions pride. We will see... remember north till you smell it and west till you step in it!! Go Bucks!!

5, Fla wins - swamp swamp swamp

4, So Cal wins - 2 weeks in a row where the Bruins can screw me and probably will.

3, Stan wins - I really wanted to pick ND because I think they can win this and can make the playoff's but something about history on road and the point spread says this is setting up for ND heartbreak. Also, as a buckeye fan chaos in the next 2 weeks is a very very very important thing to us. Well assuming we can take care of our part and win.

2, Miss St wins - another one I flopped on and not sure why beyond home field and last shot for Dax, I kind of think i'll be write and win this or be way way way wrong and ole miss will blow out miss st.

1, TCU wins - and my last flop and this is because of Baylor now being on their 3rd string qb (which was good for the bucks last year, but with a little more time to prepare I think?)

So there it is, man another cfb year has flown by and we are looking at the best game of the year. Let's hope Jim becomes first tun coach to lose first osu game at home since 1929. Then again bucks last conference road loss was 2011 in ann arbor so... Oh Yeah, el prez Stats warning, wait guess should have put that first, my bad!! 15!!!!

wk 12 cfb picks

Holy Jibbers what a week of games, there are like 3 or 4 other games that could be worthy of picks this week, but none of the 10 games on here are unworthy and frankly picking pac 12 games is like playing Russian roulette!! So here goes nothing...

10 pts, Okla wins - had this high before TCU's best wr got listed as out for the season and bumped up to my top game, Oklahoma fans are going to be 1 loss awaiting the cfb playoff final rankings and trying to make sense of how they are sweating out missing the playoffs because of a shitty losing record Charlie not so Strong fighting Longhorns. Well, guess that's why it's a rivalry game.

9 pts, Stan wins - Rivalry game is only reason this will even be close.

8 pts, Mich wins - they might have fallen asleep in Hoosier'ville, but I see harbum having team fired up in pedi-land. If last week was not an aberration and the defense is starting to show signs of wear/tear then the frosh rb at penn st will make them pay. I think next week's game will be for the right to go win the conference championship game - as lots feel it should be every year.

7 pts, OSU wins - must say I was on verge of picking sparty, there are so many bad voodoo stats from 98 sparty (before tun game) game to my brother working the game (he did work last years tun game, but he also worked the Trojan game years back). Also, the point spread is odd high which usually is a sign of vegas trying to move betting because they smell an upset, but also could be they know more (as always) about Cook's shoulder injury. Hard to say, I think at home we play good enough to win and then... Well I won't be wearing my fucking khaki's to work next week!!

6 pts, Utah wins - this is my 6 pt game? really this game on I wanted to put at my 1 pt game, I have no idea, the pac 12 is crazy this year, who knows, um i'll go home team and the fact that the Bruins are traveling in ambulance to the game?

5 pts, Oregon wins - have they righted the ship and returned to score score score Orgeon? Looks that way, will know after this weekend as they will need to against the Charlie Sheen doesn't know who we are's!!

4 pts, Ole wins - The only Fournette will get back in Heisman race after last two weeks is a couple of 300+ yd games which he very well could do against Ole Miss, but I really think we are going to find out he is only top skill player they have this year and Ole Miss will score at will.

3 pts, Barlor wins - That freshman qb showed some stuff against Oklahoma even if they did lose, look for them to ruin Big 12/10/8 chances at the playoff race for the 2nd straight year and that will make the domers very very very happy.

2 pts, S fla wins - I for the life of me looking at this match up and common opponents can not for the life of me see why cincy is a road favorite in this game. Crazy, crazy enough i'll be cursing them when they win.

1 pt, ASU wins - R I V A L R Y game with R I C R R O D - nuff said, yes I think he won this game last year, but he couldn't win two in a row vs the Stache with WV and he won zero in Ann Arbor, so no way he goes on road to win again this year?

Oh look for upsets in the North Carolina and Houston games, might be wrong but those are both road trap games for teams not used to having a shot at winning anything ever.

Wk 11 cfb picks

Maybe the dumbest thing in long time is the college playoff committee putting out weekly polls before the final poll. I mean it is clearly only being done, as most things, as a whore publicity stunt for espn and all other media outlets to have something to drive hype and talk about. I mean ND over undefeated teams in major conferences and Iowa in the 5^th spot? Hahahahahahaah But they got the conferences to go along for most part with scheduling and the last 3 weeks of the regular season are likely to be crazy and full of ups and downs.

For my team it is very straight forward but difficult, win and your in, no style points this season, just take care of business each week and try and survive a gauntlet of tough games/teams.

So here goes nothing, this weeks games seem very upset possible or all chalk, hard to say, could be very good or very bad.

10 pts, Bama wins – I don’t know how they loss to ole miss, but this bama team is every bit as good as last years team and if anyone wants a reminder of how bad ass Zeke’s championship run was last year, well just as Leonard Fournette how last week went.

9 pts, UCLA wins – this is one seems like a no brainer, hope I’m not missing an injury or something, not sure why point spread is as close as it is? Strange, probably be a mistake having this so high.

8 pts, OSU wins – well they spread is low in a way that indicates vegas is trying to drive betting and knows something, makes me nervous. Also makes me nervous going to the wind tunnel of a high school stadium. Hope JT magic is strong in his return and Bucks aren’t looking past the illini to the final battle against those smells emitting from up north.

7 pts,  Houston wins – man I saw coach Tom got a little salty this week about his boys being not respected in poles and I hope that is him trying to get edge for his team in their biggest game this week. It makes me a little nervous that they will lay an egg, but I hope not and they are by far a better team. Sadly they won’t gain much of an advantage being at home and thus why Texas should swoop in and snag coach Tom and get back to being a national power.

6 pts, Utah wins - don’t you richrod me richrod! You suck, but this isn’t a rivalry game, so you could pull the upset, please don’t. Pretend they are the Utah Sun Devils/Buckeye’s/Panthers and lay down like the rivalry losing little bitch you are!!

5 pts, Duke wins – I mean both these teams just got cosby’d by NC, thinking Duke heals more at home with a win.

4 pts, WV wins – Had this at 6 pt game, but dropped a bit as WV has lost like 4 or 5 in a row and Charlie is trying to hang on to his job with a ‘Strong’ finish. Thank You Thank you, remember to tip your waiters and the 9:30 show is non-smoking!!

3 pts, GaTech wins – I I I … uh, yeah I got nothing, there is literally nothing, funny, exciting or interesting about this game at all.

2 pts, Auburn wins – Putting this low, because this is a game that means nothing but SEC delusional fans that think it’s so hard to win on the road in conference (it’s not as hard as they make it out) will let Mark Cooper off the hook again for under achieving with a meaningless ‘big’ road win.

1 pt, Okla wins – Had Baylor low and then heard a stat that made me change mind and take chance on Oklahoma pulling upset on the road, only team other than bama in top 15 rankings of both offense and defense is Oklahoma. Furthermore, if they run the table (beating TCU, Ok ST and Baylor) they can win conference out right and with some breaks actually be back in the playoff possibilities. Now I don’t think that will happen and frankly think Stoopes is just a step above the John Richt’s of cfb, but if some how they do – what a statement about how true rivalry games you can throw record out the window. Really how was Tejas within 40 pts of boomer sooner is amazing. But that is why they play the games.

Okie dokie, damn seasons always fly by so fast, we are 17 days from The Game!! Go Bucks!!

wk 10 cfb

So coming off the bye week for the bucks did anything important happen? Hem, Hem, jebus our qb gotta a little Mohler’d up and drove, more coaches quit or retired or something and Harbum said something crazy that I have to admit I 100% agree with and frankly if you don’t think a daily steak is a good vitamin – well me and khaki boy tell you to go blow!! Oh, Jerry, one quick thing – um yeah maybe, just maybe you should return the clock management notebook to the interim head coach! I mean I know that Hellen-Keller the new line judge probably should have called off sides on that qb sneak and given you another shot at winning, but if you hadn’t shit the bed on the will they/won’t they restart the clock after a 15min review then it wouldn’t have mattered. But on the bright side, that missed offside call was text book zebra mode compared to the clown show in Miami last week.

Ok, this weeks picks are from Ian, which means I’ll probably go 2-8 as karmic payback for the texts slack and I share about his Dickusness. Ehh, here goes nothing…

10 pt, Baylor wins – Like really Ian fucking I know K state and the crypt keeper are your 2^nd favorite team, but why? Does he run a group plane to Thailand for a little Jarroding of full Asian girls? Guess that explains why he only allows soft butter! 5, 5, 5  dollar prison rapes!!

9 pt, ND wins – Crazy scenario I don’t want to happen obviously, but lets say Clemson goes undefeated (1seed), TCU or Baylor goes undefeated (3seed), LSU goes undefeated (2seed) and then somehow Iowa goes undefeated (cause they play nobody in the regular season worth a damn and then gets the weakened survivor of sparty/tun/bucks triad war). Does Iowa get the 4 seed if the Catholics only loss is on the road to Clemson in a very close competitive game?

8 pt, Memphis wins – a can we get in it from the small schools show down setting up between ‘hey least your not in Arkansas yet’ tigers and the fighting tom hermans next week? Me thinks so…

7 pt, Houston wins – see above, go fighting tom hermans, jebus I have dreams of the day that slack be grousing over a el prez/herman on tv winning big selfie!!

6 pt, Clemson wins – sorry Dabo or whatever your shit white trash name is, but if you don’t win out and give yourself a shot in the playoff’s this year then you can eat it cause it will officially be changed from Munsoning to Clemsoning!! Oh yeah bucks were 16^th with one early loss last year when first polls came out and free shoes is in that position this year, so don’t count them out yet.

5 pt, TCU wins – look here Big 12/10/8/6/10… Baylor QB has manning neck and okla lost to texas somehow, so all your eggs for the playoffs are in the hornfrog basket. Good luck with that…

4 pt, Bama wins – there once was a glistening capped tooth midget feared in the south and just because it’s been like 5 seconds since he won it all shouldn’t mean that everyone just writes him off. Look, I’ll say it – LSU has looked pretty amazing for a team without a good qb, but can you really go into Tuscapontiac, Alabuick and win all one dimensional on offense? I don’t think so, but if they do it’ll be the Heisman wrap up for Chocolate City Fourdette!!

3 pt, NC wins – Can Duke go back to sucking major monkey dick in football, I don’t know how to pick their games, yes I’m bitter I lost 2 points off my lead to my brother because of they play. But fuck Duke, it’s called a squib kick, maybe you’ve heard of it?

2 pt, Penn St wins – I don’t know if clemsoning is officially a thing, but Nwesterning sure the hell is and it has got to have a lot of Stanford fans asking how the hell they lost to that team.

1 pt, Miss St wins – where ranked teams go to die and yet I’ve picked both road ranked teams on Thursday night to win, I figured out my brain damaged problem – they say a beer a day is good for you, but they probably don’t mean drink your 365 yearly beers on 6 -10 days during the year. I’m not good with moderation!!

You see me? That’s me over there just trying to hang on and waiting for my fingers to slip…