Well I’m actually going to take some time here to do my
picks proper this week and break off some thoughts, please excuse my typos and
misspeaking as I will not have time to go back and proof read for my usual barrage
of errors. I am occasionally funny and once in a blue moon on accident I can be
smart, but never at the same time or consistently – if I could I would, but I
can’t so I shant! Phat Seuss!!
Buckeyes on off week number 2 and it comes at a good time to
get some dings healed, but as a fan these long seasons with multiple bye weeks this sucks!! Offense is really clicking (B1G is so bad ought to score 40+ every week)
and defense is playing better, hopefully because of getting better and not just
because of playing freshman QB’s? Time will tell…
Wk 11 games (I think it’s week 11?)
10 pts – Bama wins, I think this is going to be upset pick
(of big 3 unbeatens playing) that most people and the experts will pick. DID THEY
FORGET THAT S.A.B.A.N. (Satan’s associate bastard asshole nincompoop) is still
the coach? Yes they may have struggled early (and still won anyway), but now
their young defense is getting deadly and they can run the ball and they can
pass because QB usually has enough time to finish his homework (which he’s at
Bama, so he probably needs a long time for that). Let me put it this way, we
don’t want the 48 to win another championship and we don’t want Saban to win
another National Title, but it’s more likely to happen than not, so (not that
it will help) get praying!!
9 pts – Tun wins, if Brady tanks at home vs Hailmary Husker
after that beating vs Sparty last week then he won’t need a jacket ever because
his seat will keep him plenty warm. How sick am I? I thought after Sparty won,
great now only thing they have to play for is to upset us to save their season,
selfish much?!! Oh yeah, best I can tell Coach grumpy face for Sparty is 10-9
vs tun (or tds (down south) if you’re a sparty fan I guess?) as a coach and 5-3
as a head coach. Maybe if Tun is looking for a new coach in future they should
hire Dantonio? (No bad idea don't do that forget I ever said that, el prez inhale exhale inhale exhale... it's not going to happen you are in a save place, happy thoughts happy thoughts!!) Oh and for the Husker fans, based on play calling and how they
play wouldn't you think Bo was the one doing the booger candy and hitting the
bong?
8 pts – Baylor wins, I got to think that Baylor will lose
down the stretch against tougher part of their schedule, just not sure it will
be at home to boomer sooner. Game should have lots of scoring, if Baylor drops
60+ again that will be impressive. I look for a 49-45 score.
7 pts – Oregon wins, My most likely of the three to fall,
but just don’t think it will happen because I think it is destined to have 4
undefeated teams in final year of BCS and right before the 4 team playoff
starts next year because who would want to see a playoff with Bama, FSU, OSU
and Oregon or Baylor? Can you believe it took so long for the morons in charge
to get to a playoff?
6 pts – Wisconsin
wins, and hopefully gets the Bad1G a little respect? Maybe? Shit, they Bucks
desperately need them to win and Sparty to win out and to beat Sparty (and all
left before) solidly to have anyone think we belong. So look for the fighting
mormons to beat bucky bad…
5 pts – ASU wins, really would pay almost anything to go
back to a world where I didn't know the Utah ,
Utah St , Boise Fresno St actually played football. How
do you get a 18yr old man to want to go Provo ?
Or Boise ? Or SLC?
( I dare anyone to try and watch the movie SLC Punk sober)
4 pts – Tejas wins, bet those guys are so excited to travel
to Morgan-town in early Nov, if heat in hotel isn't good, just go find a porch
with a burning couch and warm up that way, Don’t mess with the women or you’ll
find a burning sensation when you get home!! I really want to make a good gummy
bj joke here, but nothings coming to me, any help???
3 pts – Florida
wins, Vandy can’t really go to the swamp and win, right? I think Florida and Georgia have contracted with the
Cleveland Clinic the way their players are getting injured! I can’t get carpal
tunnel or staph from typing Cleveland Clinic? Shit I’ve done it twice now!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!
2 pts – Pittsburgh
wins, just want to type that and it not mean the Steelers!! How’d Sparty lose
to ND? CFB is schizoid or as el prez says Grrreeeaatt!!
1 pt – Penn St wins, Goldie can’t keep this up right? I mean
it’s a great story and if they keep winning or at least playing well and ever
put Kill back on the sideline they are MORONS!!
Well there it be an actual old school picks sheet, man I’m
tired, oh well time to get back to work.
Oh and note to all these skinny coaches having heart attacks
and strokes and such, get you some Andy Reid hours and eating habits because he
has gone KC BBQ lunch and golf cart only movement body and has the Chiefs
undefeated and looking at a Super Bowl which would be great because it be first
time I can think of where a city not involved in Super Bowl would riot after the
game! Not that a riot would change the face of Philly that bad…
