Man I was so close to winning it all this year, well Browns close, eh as we say in Ohiah... There's always next year.
So was going to sit down and pick all the games and a wise sage advisor of mine said 'hey phat ass do it week to week and just pick the first 5 games' well i'm going to heed that advise and do the first 10 games which start 12/16 and finish 12/22 and then i'll be back for more rounds through the holiday season. Here it goes...
Ray Lewis Carry them to the grave in your limousine bowl - I'm going to take Troy to win over "BLOW THE WISTLE! BLOW THE WISTLE!" N. Texas.
The thanks for the support Autonation but they have a cure and won't fucking give it to us cause the money is in the treatment bowl - ok, lost my cousin to breast cancer this year so probably shouldn't be joking about a company doing some nice pink ribbon fund raising but fuck a)i'm an asshole and b) come on now we know they are still kicking themselves on all that lost polio research clinic funding they gave away.. Anyway W kent wins over Uga State
Las Vegas no named sponsor bowl, kudos Vegas kudos for not having a sponsor all though I feel like this was sponsored by the NRA in the past and well #toosoon? #neverforus... Oregon finally beats boise st
Gildan the conqueror we make costume's so how bout some role playing ladies new mexico bowl, wait or is that another sponsor? eh, slackman will correct me if need be... i'll take fighting earl bruce's to beat 'we are' taking a bus I hope
The Raycom media cuma cuma cuma camellian bowl... m tenn st beats cigar pussy state
Boca Raton apparently the cities have decided we don't need a corp sponsor because surely people will just want to come to our fair town bowl... Fla Atlantic beats how did Akron make a bowl?
The Frisco he melted some guys face last night at the club good luck ever eating a frisco melt thanks a lot PT you fucking asshole bowl...SMU craig james was a rb beats how are they not in the boca raton tech
Bad Boy yeah if thugs made sarsaparilla it would taste like Gasparrilla bowl... FIU drugs and rapes Temple in the role reversal of the bowl season game! Hey what you put in my Gasparrilla, nothing baby I swear, now here is my pudding pop.
Bahamas 'yes we do budget for 300 condoms per player' bowl... Christ coach these guys look slow as hell today, well they've fucked every girl on the island 10 times what you expect? Um, Ohiah beats UAB cause well if ya seen Full Metal Jacket you know those UAB boys be bringing some trouser snake.
And finally the Famous (cause really what else are they famous for other than fisting Canada right between Washington and Montana) bowl... C mich beats the fighting dick cheney's, fuck that dude always!!
And there ya have it, hopefully I can first be offensive, second be funny and third be correct in my picks or as I call it Pt's 'holy trinity' Fucking, Shit and Helluva Sacknut!!
