Either i've run out of bullshit to say lately or i've been busier than normal, who knows? I surely got some hot air left in me somewhere.
sooooooo....
Fuck I have won Budnascar before and I do math research and shit and have really good reasoned picks and I am in dead last! Then it I thought fuck it i'm going crazy picks to see if I can just get lucky and what else have I been missing? Clearly I need to blow my bullshit out in the webousphere for no one to read unless they are unfortunate enough to call me a friend and receive emails from me!!
I mean I can't get any worse right?
So my goal was to pick 4 first time winners and I did 3 and a guy that it would feel like a first time win as long as it has been.
Daytona - Well i've been a jinx for the 88 this year and since most will pick him could be big chance to make up a lot of points on the field and if he wins it i'll be happy anyway. But I stayed with the HMS power at Daytona and predict "start it with your face" is gonna get his first cup series in the Jason Pierre Paul 500!!
Kentucky - I'm not sure how many piss breaks el prez will take drinking at home next sat night, but i'm gonna ask slack to just drop a pizza on a random stranger so Kahne can regain some of that dodge/everingham magic he had at the 600 we saw (some of us saw more than others) and return to victory lane for first time in a long time.
Loudon - I see the 3!!! getting back to victory lane in Bore Hampshire, not sure why, just a feeling and it would be fitting as most people I know can't stand that race and won't be watching unless they have absolutely nothing else to do.
Indy - The 42 finally wins at the brickyard, I mean how great if Larson gets his first victory at the race that probably caused the former driver of the 42 to say fuck this i'm going back to racing that doesn't have jet trucks on the track at same time as the cars!!
Now I know chances are these four races will go 31/18/48/27 and then i'll be Mama Cass'd on Jersey Mike's before X's 4th bday!!
Oh shit, I gotta get a giant 4 cake for his bday, i'll be only one laughing, but fuck i'll laugh hard as shit!! 4!! He did when making picks with callie this week say "cause that's Julie's driver and he's fast but not as fast a forrary's and slack likes forary's" sometimes I wonder if he's not listening or just ignoring me to piss me off - guess it is the latter, fucking punk! Lucky he hasn't dropped a C word on anyone!
