Well i'm pretty close to out of winning anything this year, but who knows, lets get weird...
10pt, Bama wins - Oh tenn you almost did three weeks of insane comebacks in a row, but just lost that magic and now your reward? Getting Butt Fucked in your own stadium by Satan himself. I mean look at the line, Bama is a 10 pt favorite on the road in a conference game against a top ten ranked team. That's basically vegas saying ayo bitches suck and this team is going to annihilate everyone, keep in mind with a true freshman qb, so that ought make cfb fans tired of the 48 of cfb winning want to vomit.
9pt, Colorado wins - well pass my the chiba monkey the buffs are good again and despite them getting off to a slow start and not being able to overcome late at condoms last week they should beat the sun devils handly at home.
8pt, Miami (fl) wins, did I time travel to the early 90's for this blog? No cause blogs weren't around and I don't see Antonio Langham right now. I know he was a bama guy, but damn if he wasn't spectacular.
7pt, Sparty wins, what can heal some bad play - northwestern - also this game is more interesting to THE and Tun fans than they know as grumpy grandpa face has benched qb for jr qb that was a big recruit as a spread offense type qb and for some reason choose sparty? Anyway, if they look good with new qb the puckering of buttholes from ann arbor to columbus will be immense.
6pt, Maryland wins, I got nothing on this, it Kills me that I have nothing. Pound sign too soon? I miss Ralph Fregisions (spelling?) good question though, think Coach Ralph is dead or alive?
5pt, Bucks win, This was hard for me to have so high coming off the light being shed to the masses what i've said since 2014 about JT's subpar arm and wisky's sick sick defense but as good as their defense is I think their offense is equally as bad.
4pt, ND wins, fg jesus vs can we end the white hype rb - on Kirk Ferentz head stone it should read here lies the man that robbed the people of Iowa of more money than the democratic party and let people believe that a white rb could put up amazing numbers in the rose bowl against a good team when that was just a paper tiger that had no business being in the fucking Rose Bowl.
3pt, Pitt wins, wanted to go Hoo's for slackman but Pitt is just a better team, not as good as Mark Dueche May probably thinks they are or ever could be, but throw the dog a bone.
2pt, Ttech wins, best game this week in big 12 and they wander why no one considers them a good conference?
1pt, Our Kansas wins, oh su piggy Berts gonna get wild at home vs Ole, get some bert get some!!
There ye have it, Go Bucks, Go Tribe and Come on 1-15, get 1 Browns please we don't wanna join the Lions in only Defeated teams in NFL history.
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
cfb wk 6 picks
So week 4 was too busy to write up my picks so sent in with voice message and went 9-1 which stoked my superstitious nature which was dowsed when last week I went back to my normal mediocrity. So back to just rambling silly in my blog that almost nobody reads and yet is probably more people than should actually read this non sense.
10 pt winner - Bama, no way bloated bert is beating satan even at home. I heard today in a podcast that Joey Lauren Adams is from Arkansas and I didn't fact check but if true is one of the most mind blowing things I've ever heard and easily they only thing attractive to ever come out of that shit hole of a state.
9 pt winner - Buckeyes, yes indy is better and yes this should make us buckeye fans a little nervous, but we should win and as I told my boss (that gets nervous about every single game) if we are good enough to win what we want to win we will win these lesser games and if we falter it should prepare us for the games that we really care about.
8 pt winner - Okla, I know I know rivalry but Charlie Strong's big see we're back on the right track win over ND doesn't look so good right now and the Sooners I think out score tejas in a shootout where both defenses look like panties after a girl forgets the red river shootout is coming and has no protection.
7 pt winner - A&M, aggies at home and can flat out score and Tenn has to be out of miracles after last couple of weeks. If i'm wrong watch out for orange fever as it's been a long long time since the tenn tophats have had a reason to put in their church teeth and go out in public and cheer loudly for their volunteer's.
6 pt winner - ND, yes yes yes I know I just said how unimpressive tejas win over ND was and ND is not good, but went and looked at who ncst has played (no one) and think ND goes on road and gets a 'big' win for fg jesus and starts to turn things around.
5 pt winner - Auburn, I wanted to put this higher in confidence but you never know what Auburn is going to show and on the road in the SEC is always anything can happen.
4 pt winner - Kan St, big12 who knows who knows, going home team and 117 yr old Bill Snyder to get the 'big' win in the who gives a fuck bowl.
3 pt winner - Miami, yes that's right Miami is a favorite in this game for first time in probably 10 years or so? I'm picking them cause they're at home, defense is playing very well and fuck knows what is going on with FSU right now? Kind of thinking/hoping lots of people buy the hype and pick the U and higher than this because I still think at some point free shoes U could remember how much talent they have and start pounding peeps.
2 pt winner - Colorado, that's right i'm picking Colorado to win at Trojans and it's not a joke, i'm not high and i'm not secretly gay for Chris Fowler. The close play at Tun appears not to been a fluke and maybe maybe the Buffs are on the road back to being relevant?
1 pt winner - ASU, the sun devils are 9.5pt home dog and in a conference that doesn't play defense (accept for eventual champ Wash) I think vegas is hinting at a upset, taking my shot at trying to steal a win that not to many other people will have we shall see.
Bonus picks, LSU and super interim hc (why would anyone hire this guy as an assistant?) Ed Orangin takes LSU and all their talent in to the swamp and pulls the upset. NC beats VT and if they stomp them look for NC to possibly go back to the ACC champ game for second year in a row. Wash should win, but look for Oregon to be close or maybe even pull upset cause huskies only struggle this year has been against spread offense.
ok, there you have it nothing wild this weekend to rant on just a nice solid lineup of quality games.
10 pt winner - Bama, no way bloated bert is beating satan even at home. I heard today in a podcast that Joey Lauren Adams is from Arkansas and I didn't fact check but if true is one of the most mind blowing things I've ever heard and easily they only thing attractive to ever come out of that shit hole of a state.
9 pt winner - Buckeyes, yes indy is better and yes this should make us buckeye fans a little nervous, but we should win and as I told my boss (that gets nervous about every single game) if we are good enough to win what we want to win we will win these lesser games and if we falter it should prepare us for the games that we really care about.
8 pt winner - Okla, I know I know rivalry but Charlie Strong's big see we're back on the right track win over ND doesn't look so good right now and the Sooners I think out score tejas in a shootout where both defenses look like panties after a girl forgets the red river shootout is coming and has no protection.
7 pt winner - A&M, aggies at home and can flat out score and Tenn has to be out of miracles after last couple of weeks. If i'm wrong watch out for orange fever as it's been a long long time since the tenn tophats have had a reason to put in their church teeth and go out in public and cheer loudly for their volunteer's.
6 pt winner - ND, yes yes yes I know I just said how unimpressive tejas win over ND was and ND is not good, but went and looked at who ncst has played (no one) and think ND goes on road and gets a 'big' win for fg jesus and starts to turn things around.
5 pt winner - Auburn, I wanted to put this higher in confidence but you never know what Auburn is going to show and on the road in the SEC is always anything can happen.
4 pt winner - Kan St, big12 who knows who knows, going home team and 117 yr old Bill Snyder to get the 'big' win in the who gives a fuck bowl.
3 pt winner - Miami, yes that's right Miami is a favorite in this game for first time in probably 10 years or so? I'm picking them cause they're at home, defense is playing very well and fuck knows what is going on with FSU right now? Kind of thinking/hoping lots of people buy the hype and pick the U and higher than this because I still think at some point free shoes U could remember how much talent they have and start pounding peeps.
2 pt winner - Colorado, that's right i'm picking Colorado to win at Trojans and it's not a joke, i'm not high and i'm not secretly gay for Chris Fowler. The close play at Tun appears not to been a fluke and maybe maybe the Buffs are on the road back to being relevant?
1 pt winner - ASU, the sun devils are 9.5pt home dog and in a conference that doesn't play defense (accept for eventual champ Wash) I think vegas is hinting at a upset, taking my shot at trying to steal a win that not to many other people will have we shall see.
Bonus picks, LSU and super interim hc (why would anyone hire this guy as an assistant?) Ed Orangin takes LSU and all their talent in to the swamp and pulls the upset. NC beats VT and if they stomp them look for NC to possibly go back to the ACC champ game for second year in a row. Wash should win, but look for Oregon to be close or maybe even pull upset cause huskies only struggle this year has been against spread offense.
ok, there you have it nothing wild this weekend to rant on just a nice solid lineup of quality games.
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