Tuesday, October 11, 2016

wk 7 cfb picks

Well i'm pretty close to out of winning anything this year, but who knows, lets get weird...

10pt, Bama wins - Oh tenn you almost did three weeks of insane comebacks in a row, but just lost that magic and now your reward? Getting Butt Fucked in your own stadium by Satan himself. I mean look at the line, Bama is a 10 pt favorite on the road in a conference game against a top ten ranked team. That's basically vegas saying ayo bitches suck and this team is going to annihilate everyone, keep in mind with a true freshman qb, so that ought make cfb fans tired of the 48 of cfb winning want to vomit.

9pt, Colorado wins - well pass my the chiba monkey the buffs are good again and despite them getting off to a slow start and not being able to overcome late at condoms last week they should beat the sun devils handly at home.

8pt, Miami (fl) wins, did I time travel to the early 90's for this blog? No cause blogs weren't around and I don't see Antonio Langham right now. I know he was a bama guy, but damn if he wasn't spectacular.

7pt, Sparty wins, what can heal some bad play - northwestern - also this game is more interesting to THE and Tun fans than they know as grumpy grandpa face has benched qb for jr qb that was a big recruit as a spread offense type qb and for some reason choose sparty? Anyway, if they look good with new qb the puckering of buttholes from ann arbor to columbus will be immense.

6pt, Maryland wins, I got nothing on this, it Kills me that I have nothing. Pound sign too soon? I miss Ralph Fregisions (spelling?) good question though, think Coach Ralph is dead or alive?

5pt, Bucks win, This was hard for me to have so high coming off the light being shed to the masses what i've said since 2014 about JT's subpar arm and wisky's sick sick defense but as good as their defense is I think their offense is equally as bad.

4pt, ND wins, fg jesus vs can we end the white hype rb - on Kirk Ferentz head stone it should read here lies the man that robbed the people of Iowa of more money than the democratic party and let people believe that a white rb could put up amazing numbers in the rose bowl against a good team when that was just a paper tiger that had no business being in the fucking Rose Bowl.

3pt, Pitt wins, wanted to go Hoo's for slackman but Pitt is just a better team, not as good as Mark Dueche May probably thinks they are or ever could be, but throw the dog a bone.

2pt, Ttech wins,  best game this week in big 12 and they wander why no one considers them a good conference?

1pt, Our Kansas wins, oh su piggy Berts gonna get wild at home vs Ole, get some bert get some!!

There ye have it, Go Bucks, Go Tribe and Come on 1-15, get 1 Browns please we don't wanna join the Lions in only Defeated teams in NFL history.




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