Saturday, March 26, 2011

Dr. Dancing feet

So i was in my car yesterday and DMB's 'satelite' came on and for some reason his voice sounded funny. Probably because voices in my head often sound funny, insert your own joke here. It sounded like Dr. Evil, no shitting and i can't do impersinations worth a shit, but imagine in your mind Dr. Evil singing that song or any Dave Matthews song!! It works, i promise you'll get a laugh and think - yeah i can see that as a SNL bit.

Ps- love that on my phone i can post to this blog now, because i'm not always around my computer when i think my crazy stupid thoughts; problem is no spell check. If you have not noticed, well you are not slackman/the grammer police/ or any better than i am with grammmmmmer!! But i apologize for miss spellings, typos and any other hillbilli-ebonic translation issues.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

My winter of discontent...

I have a friend via another friend who lives in california and after a few years of knowing him i found out that he came to live in cali by just moving. Woke up, said f this, i'm outtie! Well, i have always been a summer person and the winters r just harder and harder to suffer. Then i went out west a couple of times in the last few years. Loved new mexico, zona, nevada. Those r too far for serious consideration to be away from my family and the shoe, but callie and i have great friends that live in tennessee. Yesterday it was 75 out and this morning there was snow on the ground and the next weeks forcast has no temp over 42. I was singing 'rocky top' on my way to work!!  Nashville is about 7-8 hr drive for family and buckeye games, which seems close enough to not get home sick. Hmmmm, callie can get a job with messed up kids anywhere, so if i could find a good job..... ahhh the thought of a dusting of snow being the big snow fall for the winter, sounds nice!!!! Or need to ramp up the global warming and drive that stupid snow to canada where it belongs. 

The picture is from our friend (who is a great artist and his website is at bottom of homepage) who loves snow and is way cool, but i want to live where this is not possible!!


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

my problem with bigotry

So, before I get to my main point let me clarify something so that I won't offend some so bad they stop reading before the end of this. I get more and more cynical as life goes on about religion, but I guess there has to be something behind all this, yet when I get really fed up I say there is nothingness. I'm probably wrong (and don't really believe in nothingness), its just I hate the philosophy that when things are good it is because of 'him' and when things are bad it is 'his' plan for us, huh? That seems convenient! Anyway, I'm getting off topic, my biggest problem with organized religion is extreme extreme bigotry and hypocrisy. I'll admit that the only time I'm a raciest or bigot is when I throw childish fits over sports not going my way, but I don't mean any of it, I calm down afterwards, and I know that I need to work on that because it is childish, silly and embarrassing that I still act that way at 32. Fortunately, I know I'm a good person that doesn't mean those things and I have an understanding wife who is trying to help me be better about such things. Unfortunately, there are many people who believe truly in the things I joke/rant about during sports and worse - and they use it in their daily lives. So having said all that here is my observations of a story that was on the news last night....


They had a story of some nuns having their 'wedding day' with Jesus/God. Let me first say, that is one of the more amazing forms of devotion (along with silent monks) to God. Two things I can't imagine giving up for anyone - sex and talking (also, two things everyone thinks they are better at than they actually are). But here is my question, if the religious rights reason for violating the rights of  some by not letting them marry, is because marriage is "between a man and a woman" - how can nuns 'marry' Jesus? I mean - I know he was gods son taking human form, then was crucified for our sins, and finally resurrecting to be our savior - but now he is in heaven right? So he is no longer human or a man, thus a marriage between living women (nuns) to Jesus is not (by definition) a marriage "between a man and a woman". Clearly I am missing something or I'm applying logical thought to something  that is not meant to have logical thought because the goal is control and power? Just my thoughts, but what a better world it would be if they printed Bibles/Torahs/Korans with only the parts that talk about loving thy neighbor, having personal responsibility for ones actions, and other positive non 'you'll burn in hell/chosen people/72 virgins' parts?

My wife asked me last week (i think because of American idol (worshiping false idols Oooooo!!) had inspirational songs) what would I sing (no one wants to hear me sing - promise you) if I had to sing an inspirational song and I said - Imagine by John Lennon. A no-brainer to me, but what do I know?

p.s. - if you tried to marry someone that had been dead for over 2000 years they would call that necrophilia, fyi.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Breathe people

Reasons tress will be fine and this to will pass......9-1!!! Nough said!!!

Monday, March 7, 2011

No VIP's

Heard on news that two people were stabbed to death at the vip lounge in hilliard. There are many vip bars/loinge/club etc etc in the area and probably all over the country. If you have ever been to one, you know no "vip's" at any of those places!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

First post from my Evo!!

So we will see how well this works. Hopefully it is a good app.