Also, my grammar might be worse then normal as I did this in about half an hour and didn't proof read at all and spell checked in 30 seconds and well the few of you that actually take time to read my insane ramblings know how poor my grammar is usually. Here it is, hope you enjoy and laugh at least once maybe more?
The we’re not Under
armor or Nike but we hope to be please buy our stuff Gildan New Mexico Colorado St
will win this game in honor of their greatest coach Earl Bruce!!
The it’s not the
lubricant you’d expect to advertise for this bowl Royal Purple Las
Vegas bowl – I had to look it up, but Royal purple is a motor
oil advertising for Las Vegas
bowl, I’ve been to Vegas twice and this bowl should be sponsored by
Astro-Glide! Any way I’ll take Fresno
St to win because Trojans aren’t used effectively
in Vegas – what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas! Maybe next year
it will be called The CDC Las Vegas bowl!
The if we keep saying
we’re famous maybe we’ll be famous someday Idaho
Potato Bowl – We get it, nothing important happens in Idaho besides Potatoes, we don’t care. Surprisingly
this might actually be a pretty good matchup and I want to pick Buffalo , but I think SDSU
will win.
The you’ve seen our
trucks jack-knifed on the highway R+L Carriers New Orleans
The Bw’s of the south
Beef O’Brady’s St. Petersburg Bowl – ECU beats the actual Ohio University
which I wish was playing that team up north just to see what Coach Hoke would
call them and so that they’d have a shot at losing twice to ‘Ohio’.
The if I can afford
to go to Hawaii Boise St wins because they’ll be focusing
on the Beavers while the Beavers are trying to focus on other beavers!!
The kmart of pizza
should be the sponsor for a bowl game in Detroit
The how many flowers
are you buying that you need to finance the purchase S.D.
County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl – N. Ill wins as their QB sets every offensive record for
this Bowl Game.
Say something funny
about us fat man we dare you Military Bowl presented by Northrop Grumman – Maryland wins and the
Sad Ten tries to claim it this year to help what will be an awful bowl record
again.
The best bowl because
we don’t have a sponsor Texas Bowl – Minn wins, 1 of only 2
wins I see for the Sad Ten.
Still losing but
still trying Fight Hunger Bowl – It be easier to fight hunger if ya’ll
didn’t sell your food stamps for pennies on the dollar to use the money on
Lucky Strikes and Clamato but who am I to judge… BYU wins because Wash coach is a Trojan
now.
The I love their hats
but hate when people leave the bill flat because I’m a product of the 90’s bend
that shit tight and wear it back words like it’s meant to be worn punk New Era
Pinstripe Bowl – Notre Dame wins and will be back at the top next year when
they get their QB back, assuming he minds his P’s and Q’s in school this time.
Nothing says football
like online shopping for clothes Belk Bowl – Don’t care but I’ll pick Cincy
Yes we make the
helmets but seriously we make other sports stuff too check us out please
Russell Athletic Bowl – Louisville wins – Browns draft their QB – I slit my
wrists – Callie saves my life – then kills me in anger that I would try to kill
myself over the Browns.
If your in Ohio you should be going to Roosters for your wings Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl - Mich
wins and yes I realize the Bad Ten I have at 2-0 so far in picks, but wait it
gets real ugly coming up.
The we spend more
than the next 12 highest spending countries in the world combined Bell
Fuck helping you out
on your bad home loan you weren’t really qualified for when we were giving
mortgage loans away like tooth paste we need to advertise for a football game
no one cares about Franklin
American Mortgage
Music City
I’m a 7/11 man so F
off Valero Alamo Bowl – Oregon
offense vs Greg Robinson’s defense – who you picking?!! Duh!!
The you couldn’t get
in to Phoenix University National University is
your place Holiday Bowl – Sun Devils get evil
in a whopping!!
The shhhh we own
Amway but call ourselves a multi-level marketing company because Pyramid scheme
is so harsh AdvoCare V100 bowl – BC wins over the richrods me thinks.
Remember when we were
the Kia of car makers (we hope not) Hyundai Sun Bowl – Sun bowl plays in an
Awesome little stadium and I look fwd to watching this game each year and hope
to see the Bruins but a beat down on Beamer ball.
Have a shitty car, we
got what you need everyday AutoZone Liberty Bowl – Miss St wins, but don’t
watch this bowl - – it’s the Liberty Bowl and if I win the mega millions I’m
going to buy the rights to this bowl and shut it down because it is sight of
maybe worse bowl memory in Buckeye history and someone should have punched Coop
in the face after that game!!
Jesus told us to
spread obesity to our trailer park followers but not on Sunday because that’s
his day to redeem them from their slovenly ways Chick-fil-A Bowl – Texas
A&M wins, unless Johnny football gets suspended for something before game.
Seriously the Bucks
last bowl game was a loss in this game TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl – Uga gets
healthy over the break and destroys the cornhuskers.
Jerry Jones is the
Crypt Keeper Heart of Dallas Bowl – North Texas wins
It’s Alec not Alex
Always Be Closing those leads are for closers Capital One Bowl – LSU kills
Iowa – Kirk Ferentz I believe has 2 B1G coach of the year trophies and Earl
Bruce was last Buckeye coach to win one in 1979 – why the B1G doesn’t compete
on National level anymore you ask?
Give me cheese fries
and spicy ranch and some alone time Outback Bowl – I’m hungry now S. Car
wins, but I think this one will be competitive but still not go good in the end
for Bad Ten.
Rose Bowl Game
presented by Vizio – This will be unwatchable to Ohio State fans when Stanford
wins 28 – 3, I’m still at a loss for how Hyde only touched the ball 18 times
when he was averaging 6.5 yds a carry vs “the best defense in the country”
huh?! Fuck!!
The red headed step
child of the BCS we don’t get the good teams anymore apparently Tostitos Fiesta
Bowl – Baylor wins
Someone ought get
Oklahoma some good insurance for this game Allstate Sugar Bowl – Bama and
Saban going to make a statement after a long month plus of stewing over this
years Iron head decision bowl
If we don’t Discover
a defense we’ll be crying Discover Orange Bowl
– Clemson wins and of course I hope I’m wrong, but have you seen Sammy
Watkins play and have you seen our defense? My only hope is we can run Hyde 30+
times as we should have against Sparty and win a 56-49 type game.
The what’s a pay
phone AT&T Cotton Bowl – maybe one of best match ups of bowl season, I
think I’ll go with Mizzu to win.
The they ought to
stop these crappy bowl games sandwiched in with the BCS bowls no one cares BBVA
Compass Bowl – Vandy wins
Get naked and shut up
Danica GoDaddy Bowl – Ball st wins?
The SEC gets another
one Vizio BCS National Championship Game – I won’t be watching someone text
me if Famous Jamious try’s to assault any women (allegedly) on the sidelines during
the game. Auburn will win as Fl St has yet to face a good defense this year and
let’s face it, this will be 10 of 16 BCS nat champ for the SEC and yet none of
their cheating scandals have ever led to any real sanctions by the NCAA yet
Ohio St, USC, Miami, Pedi St and Oregon have all got something – lesson if you
need a lawyer, higher one the SEC uses!!
I say Auburn
wins 45-31
