The unsexiest - sex article I've ever read

The G-spot Comes Out of Hiding - Sexual Health Center - EverydayHealth.com

I dont know if I cringed or laughed more reading this?! I wonder if this doctor could now find the very elusive draft pick that could actually get the browns to the superbowl?! That would be an amazing find!!

Maybe it should be called turttle style?

Turttles have been around way longer than dogs.

Thanks for nothing ODOT!!

I'm at work a half hr early this morning. Its my fault for reading signs, believing in them and the trolls that propagate them and for having an unhealthy obsession with being on time (and on time means early according to the football coaches that brain washed me). Anyway, i'd like to thank the ohio department of transportation for the giant flashy road signs all day yesterday on 270 around 71 that said to expect delays and "stopages" on april 22 7am-9am. Apparently that job was cancelled or not quite started at 7:30 because I could have rolled through with fucking Pattons army and not created a traffic jam!! All lanes were open and clear. ODOT, I have an employee you can hire, the moron at McDonalds who asked if I wanted sausage or canadian bacon when I requested a "egg and cheese mcmuffin"! If I wanted sausage or HAM (not fucking bacon eh) I would have said hmmm? "sausage, egg and cheese", right?! Well that was a good vent, but I still have 15 minutes till work.

Spring game was cool yesterday.

Delante West is my favorite player in the NBA because he 'wet willied' an opponent in the middle of a game!!

How evil can u get in a honda?

Just once

I'm a 5 mile over the speed limit driver 99% of the time. And I don't really mind when people drive faster than that on the highway, I just move over and let them pass me. However, just once i'd like to see someone pulled over in a construction zone when I'm the only car that slows down at all.  When I slow to 60 in a 55 construction zone and every other car keeps going 70 or more I'm like come on where is a cop when you need one? I'm sure the next time I'm in a real hurry and keep on speeding through the construction zone that cop will be there for me :-)

Finally back!!

In just 35 minutes my favorite show is back, deadliest catch season 8!! Who knew catching crabs would make such great tv?!

segment 2 picks

First segment went by fast, I did ok - hopefully will keep getting better and maybe get a win, sounds like my favorite driver. Keep up the good work 88 team!!

Tejas, I pick points leader Biffle to win. He has not won in a long time, but has been running consistent as ever and its just a matter of time.

Kansas - I pick evil empire 48 to win and he will sooner rather than later no matter how hard we wish otherwise.

Richmond - I pick that budcar and happy to get back to victory lane here in short track land.

Dega - Come on! Who do ya think i'm picking in dega? Yes, yes, the 88!! I hope by this race i'm rooting for him to hold on to his first place lead and get his second or third win of the season, but really i'll be ecstatic if he is still in second and trying to get his first victory in some time.

Well that's it for segment 2, Go 88!!!!

kinda funny, well to me atleast

Someone I know saw a custom license plate (aka vanity plate) that said "HezComin" and was very excited and said "I'd like a plate like that!"  Now I know I know, big evil me for thinking anything funny about that plate or wanting our savior to "common down..."     But? Isn't a vanity plate prideful? And isn't pride one of the deadly sins? So a deadly sin committed to show your read for the second coming? How does that not make you laugh? Oh and then people are jealous they didn't think of it first and get the plate for themselves?! Come on that is jealousy and greed!! Too good. I'll get plates that say "UM8KmeSin"

Also, honey baked ham store has signs out to get your Easter Ham, yeah nothing celebrates a dead Jewish man like delicious pork?!

Happy Easter ya'll