wk 12 picks

Some week for kickers, huh? Here is a question for the people that make lawyers seem like mother Teresa – Color Commentators. Why, if saying nothing will offend no one and saying something will certainly piss off somebody, can’t you just keep your fucking mouth shut? I know logically that you stating the obvious had nothing to do with the extra point being blocked, but it didn’t need said because it is obvious and only opens you up to ridicule. If you were quiet I would want to kill the kicker, but since you opened your stupid-overpaid-useless skeet skeet hole – now I want to tell you to go get your fucking shine box!!


Note – that paragraph was AFTER I gave myself time to calm down!!

I believe I am now ahead of 3 people in the picks, that’s right, I rule!!

I wrote down a half thought and can’t remember what context it was in or which game it was for now, so this will be completely without relation or context, but I still think it is a funny enough visual to include in this weeks picks… he would hide as well as me in a anorexia midget awareness where’s Waldo poster, where I’m Waldo… ehh, damn wish I could remember what that related to?

On to the greatness…

10 – ND, easiest pick of the season, BC is bad. I guarantee this pick, if ND losses to BC I might not do college picks next year because I can see no scenario of that team beating ND. And I’m a browns fan, I actually could imagine a scenario where the browns would make the playoffs this year and we see what has happened this season. Laces out Dan!!

9 – Oregon, not sure why I have this so high, but they are at home and that offense is rolling.

8 – St U of NJ, had them winning anyway, but moved it up in points when I heard cincy’s QB is not going to play. Go fighting Gambino’s!!

7 – Okla, no comments on this, but man could the BCS be a bigger mess that ever before in a couple of weeks if teams like okla and Arkansas pull some upsets?

6 – Texas, Mac Brown quietly has best team he has had in a couple years.

5 – S. fla, not to beat a dead horse, but damn we lost to MIAMI!!

4 – UAB, really only winner in this game is people fortunate enough to not have any relation to either of these schools and thus free from having to watch this game. Talk about who cares.

3 – Mich, I just don’t think Nebraska or want Nebraska to come in to the bigten their first year and beat us, penn st, and t.u.n.

2 – Osu, hoping that we show up inspired to play and get off to a better start, I’ve seen great buckeye teams and bad buckeye teams, but not sure I’ve seen a team that can go back and forth from really good to really bad like this team? Wow, hopefully Posey will make a Hugh difference in our passing game and help us get two really big wins!!

Want a laugh or cry… mathematical equation for us to make inaugural B10 champ game;

We win last 2 games (hard enough on its own), then Ill beats wisc this weekend (is your head on fire yet?) and then penn st loses to wisc next week (will definitely happen, so really the first two parts of the equation are the impossible factors). To be positive for a second, Illinois does have talent to beat wisc and is at home; now if we could kidnap the Zooker so he can’t miss manage every aspect of sideline game management…

1 – Fresno st, I’m going against my rule of road teams at Hawaii, but those Fresno guys probably are around attractive/morally loose women every day, so maybe they will be able to just concentrate on football, maybe?

So there you have it and though I didn’t kick ass last week, I did do ok and moved up in the standings, so….

Bad luck to all of you, may I be the insurgent with a dull knife and you be Kaddafi!!