It's so weird now that the biggest game of the year always falls on thanksgiving weekend, well for now, you never really know when/how future schedule may change. Anyway, it's a weird crazy week of not working fully but needing to get just as much maybe even more done and getting ready to see family you see maybe once or twice a year and in most ways it helps the mentally ridiculous like me with a nice distraction to lesson the normal/past week long worrying. Having said that it is worse in one way, when you get that break and stop and think about up coming game you get that rush of nerves and worry all at once. It to me is why it is the greatest rivalry in all of sports and you are out of your goddamn mother fucking mind if you think the lopsided ness lately has lessoned anything - at least not for me. Never will, well maybe if we ever pass them in some (say it with me el prez) stats that include figures from taking trains to games era but exclude some games because of tattoo's? Eh fuck it, it is what it is for nat titles and all time wins, but I want that overall head to head record so I can look at every tun fan accept for 1 (cause he's not a asshole snob, but a great friend) and say "WE SPOTTED YOU 30 YEARS AND STILL OWN YOUR ASS" (to the clarify the 30 years is a round number that includes the first 17 or so of rivalry where we were not yet really competitive and well the other 13 years... 2-10-1)
ok, enough on that for now and on to the picks...
ok, not the picks, first a quick thought on the 23rd, it is thanksgiving for all this year but for me it's my mom's bday every year and she's a pretty awesome mom so happy bday to her. Also this year, this holiday will be the first family get together on my dad's side since my cousin Brandy passed from breast cancer this past spring, it's weird that everytime I saw her after the diagnosis till she passed it made me think where and who I was with when I found out she was seriously sick. Richmond, VA in a track waiting on a race to start with my future wife and some great friends on a great trip. I had to put it out of my mind and didn't really know how serious it was till later, but has she fought the disease for 9 years with never a real relapse but just a fighting spirit my cousin always had I was always in awe of her, RIP Brandy. Side note she and husband big Nascar fans and she got to go to Charlotte for 600 and had name on car and met I wanna say Elliot Sadler? Damn can't remember for sure, anyway I know that was a great experience for her, how some things seem to tie together will never cease to amaze me.
ok, back to being my normal stupid jackass self...
10 pt - UCF wins, man is it amazing or what the south fla at cent fla is legit more interesting game that gators/noles this weekend, way to go fla and free shoes you! pathetic
9 pt - Clem wins, I actually think and was going to pick s car to get win at home in upset but pt spread is bout 5 pts higher than it should be and them smells like vegas trying to trap some free money from degenerate gamblers because they know something nobody else does (this theory will come up again and i'm vomiting over it)
8 pt - Uga wins, fuck you gatech, fuck you duke and so help me gaaawwwdddd Uga if The John Cooper of the South wins a nat title at thug chain U... well let's just say you'll never hear the end of it.
7 pt - Aub wins, I been calling this upset for bout 3 weeks and bama barely escaped miss st two weeks ago. Put this much higher because actually bama winning out helps the long long long long long Alabama black trouser snake long hopes of the bucks making the _________ not gonna say it just fucking win this weekend.
6 pt - Wash wins, I mean they can't choke at home after the beat down last weekend can they? And apple cup is a 'rivalry' game? lame lame ass name
5 pt - LSU wins, well mora was canned last week, time for a&m to pull out the ax after this weekend
4 pt - Boise st wins, 7 pt fav at fresno? hmmm, are they good again I seriously know nothing about these teams this year. Fresno seems like it quietly one of the scariest place in America? idk maybe it's nice, just picture it as like the white gary indiana?
3 pt - Stan wins, and would have this lower but again this would greatly help the bucks but it also could get freshman rb back in Heisman race since baker 'kid rock' mayberetarded let everyone back in the race with his Michael Jackson moves. DUDE/BRAH/WOKE what ever you fucking loser kids say these days... IT WAS FUCKING KANSAS!!! Did you really want to shake their hands anyway? People in Kansas for any sport outside of bball don't strike me as a)intelligent b)clean or 7)worth pissing money and trophies away for. I mean chances they have mary jane rotten crotch finger disease is pretty fucking high!! (that's two full metal jacket ref for those counting at home)
2 pt - Vatech wins, dammit hoo's you almost had one of the great upsets ever on sat and I expect a let down this weekend but it's ok, some of us just can't hack it in 'the shit' right private cowboy? (3 or 4 depending on how you wanna count it)
1 pt - Bucks win, obviously not confident but not picking against my team. So many things to be nervous about, don't know if good young qb will be back or if we get johnny crack corn. Not sure which JT will show, which play calling will show, you just never know. The pt spread being so high is freaking me out most (see previous logic) but i'm hoping it is there because vegas knows qb will not be cleared and not because they know something about us. I will tell you this, we come out on fist possession and run bs play of 4 guys sitting in curl routes against 5 under 2 deep coverage on first play like Iowa and I might kill a trash can again!! Kidding will be at my parents and my mom can swing a frying pan like no one's business!!
To all, well to the 2 of you that this is written for, have a wonderful thanksgiving with your families!!
Oh yeah, el prez, maybe you can get oldest to switch from Oregon to UCLA if they can hire Chip Kelly? Man that fucker gotta have a going to the bank hardon with Florida and UCLA both backing up the brinks truck?
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Thursday, November 16, 2017
will the real slim buckeye please stand up, please stand up
Let me start again with my true feelings... the only thing that really matters each football season can still be won in 9 days from now... having said that... faaaaaccccckkkkk is this schizo team going to ever figure out to run the ball like that against everyone and if they don't Plaxico Burress themselves would (and outside shot still could) win it all? Eh, just win on the 25th!!!
ok, on to the week 12 stuff, bet tun and harbum gotta be like wtf with the scheduling. I mean the entire cfb seems to be playing sisters of the speds coffee cups and yet right before their true (even if they won't say it) rivalry game they get to go on the road to wisky? I mean from my side of the rivalry I ain't complaining that hopefully they will be in a 4q blood bath and we will have backups in second half against peace and lovie, peace and lovie not so much fighting illini.
Side note, their is a l!ttle failure I don't get, I mean indy/purdon't/nw i get why they have been/are/should be usually dogshit, but fuck illini have no reason not to be what they were most of the 90's... a really good team you don't want to play. They obviously not going to be a nat title contender, but they should be scrappy annoying Iowa/Minn like, hell even wisky like, I mean yeah stadium is shit and imagine champaigne ain't the hotbed of fun, but you can't go into chicago and start a 'no flying bullets every day and fat booty white chicks every night in champaigne' campaign? I would thing LaMental, LaCrackhead and LaDad'saquack would verbal on the spot? Wait crazy black sports dad from chi town is the williams sisters no the ball brothers. eh, you get my point.
10 pt - condoms win, sorry el prez no protection in this game, I guess it is a rivalry game so anything is possible but in theory katy perry could do a fund raiser at X school and we could hit it off and she could be tongue punching my fart box one day but it probably ain't gonna happen. I'll just hop in my motorboat and head out to fantasy island now...
9 pt - Stan wins, and hoping the win again next week against the domers er not thinking ahead just win bucks just win!!
8 pt - UCF wins, no idea, heard they are second best fla team after miami, nice season gators/seminoles
7 pt - Yale wins, can't even find a point spread for game, guess illuminate don't bet on their fellow brethren and only on the slaves er working class schools? Anyway, Yale is top of conf and Harvard is not. Go home team?
6 pt - Gatech wins, fuck you Duke bastards, i've been on the duke is better/good at football for 4 years now and this year everytime i've picked you to win you've screwed me, so now I pick you to lose to a team that is way better than you and runs a crazy offense that should shred you for 400 yds rushing don't go getting all 'lacrosse team on ugly black hooker night' excited and do something stupid like winning!!
5 pt - NW wins, pj and minn gonna find out it's hard to row a boat at a highschool stadium with grass so high Jessie Owens would look like me trying to run on it, seriously l!ttle conf is weirdest structure with 3 of top 5 stadiums (size wise atleast, pedi st is ugly as fuck) in country and then maybe 7 or so stadiums that are a straight up joke (indy, purdue, nw, illini, rutg, mary, iowa ok maybe not iowa maybe i'm bitter but it ain't great)
4 pt - Wake wins, probably second best matchup of weekend after wisky/tun, should be interesting, going home team.
3 pt - Zona wins, man richrod really thrives at a school with low expectations and coeds easier than 1st grade math, guess tun never took into acct the alumni that expect results and coeds that game to open books not their legs aspect of recruiting/winning with that hire? And easy spread is only thing wv and zona coeds will ever have in common!! talk about going from a 2 star recruit to a 10 star recruit!!
put me in coach i'm ready to play
2 pt - A&M wins, talk about a team/coach that has turned it around since a bad loss early in year vs ucla
1 pt - tun wins, that's right my full on paranoia is rising with the redshirt qb playing for steak and milk man, he is tressel ball and wants a great def (has a very good one) and a qb that will not make turnovers, can hit the big pass enough teams play honest and then to run down your throat. He hasn't had that and honestly it wasn't there and transfer qb's were a patch till he could get his own and groom it, well this guy was thrown to the fire a year earlier than what I think harbum wanted and has so far (granted bad competition) has responded well. We will find out a lot about both these teams this weekend, I just hope they beat and bruise each other a ton!!
there ya have it, wk 12 in the books.
ok, on to the week 12 stuff, bet tun and harbum gotta be like wtf with the scheduling. I mean the entire cfb seems to be playing sisters of the speds coffee cups and yet right before their true (even if they won't say it) rivalry game they get to go on the road to wisky? I mean from my side of the rivalry I ain't complaining that hopefully they will be in a 4q blood bath and we will have backups in second half against peace and lovie, peace and lovie not so much fighting illini.
Side note, their is a l!ttle failure I don't get, I mean indy/purdon't/nw i get why they have been/are/should be usually dogshit, but fuck illini have no reason not to be what they were most of the 90's... a really good team you don't want to play. They obviously not going to be a nat title contender, but they should be scrappy annoying Iowa/Minn like, hell even wisky like, I mean yeah stadium is shit and imagine champaigne ain't the hotbed of fun, but you can't go into chicago and start a 'no flying bullets every day and fat booty white chicks every night in champaigne' campaign? I would thing LaMental, LaCrackhead and LaDad'saquack would verbal on the spot? Wait crazy black sports dad from chi town is the williams sisters no the ball brothers. eh, you get my point.
10 pt - condoms win, sorry el prez no protection in this game, I guess it is a rivalry game so anything is possible but in theory katy perry could do a fund raiser at X school and we could hit it off and she could be tongue punching my fart box one day but it probably ain't gonna happen. I'll just hop in my motorboat and head out to fantasy island now...
9 pt - Stan wins, and hoping the win again next week against the domers er not thinking ahead just win bucks just win!!
8 pt - UCF wins, no idea, heard they are second best fla team after miami, nice season gators/seminoles
7 pt - Yale wins, can't even find a point spread for game, guess illuminate don't bet on their fellow brethren and only on the slaves er working class schools? Anyway, Yale is top of conf and Harvard is not. Go home team?
6 pt - Gatech wins, fuck you Duke bastards, i've been on the duke is better/good at football for 4 years now and this year everytime i've picked you to win you've screwed me, so now I pick you to lose to a team that is way better than you and runs a crazy offense that should shred you for 400 yds rushing don't go getting all 'lacrosse team on ugly black hooker night' excited and do something stupid like winning!!
5 pt - NW wins, pj and minn gonna find out it's hard to row a boat at a highschool stadium with grass so high Jessie Owens would look like me trying to run on it, seriously l!ttle conf is weirdest structure with 3 of top 5 stadiums (size wise atleast, pedi st is ugly as fuck) in country and then maybe 7 or so stadiums that are a straight up joke (indy, purdue, nw, illini, rutg, mary, iowa ok maybe not iowa maybe i'm bitter but it ain't great)
4 pt - Wake wins, probably second best matchup of weekend after wisky/tun, should be interesting, going home team.
3 pt - Zona wins, man richrod really thrives at a school with low expectations and coeds easier than 1st grade math, guess tun never took into acct the alumni that expect results and coeds that game to open books not their legs aspect of recruiting/winning with that hire? And easy spread is only thing wv and zona coeds will ever have in common!! talk about going from a 2 star recruit to a 10 star recruit!!
put me in coach i'm ready to play
2 pt - A&M wins, talk about a team/coach that has turned it around since a bad loss early in year vs ucla
1 pt - tun wins, that's right my full on paranoia is rising with the redshirt qb playing for steak and milk man, he is tressel ball and wants a great def (has a very good one) and a qb that will not make turnovers, can hit the big pass enough teams play honest and then to run down your throat. He hasn't had that and honestly it wasn't there and transfer qb's were a patch till he could get his own and groom it, well this guy was thrown to the fire a year earlier than what I think harbum wanted and has so far (granted bad competition) has responded well. We will find out a lot about both these teams this weekend, I just hope they beat and bruise each other a ton!!
there ya have it, wk 12 in the books.
Thursday, November 9, 2017
karma is a bitch
Ya know coping 101 is to make jokes, well for some, for me it's always been the go to... I mean sometimes I wanna get a gun and 'voice' my displeasure in different ways but all that does is hurt innocent people and cures nothing. Jokes don't really cure anything but like the sweet sweet 2 min of bliss a grit or a slit provides it's a pretty nice way to pause the pain. On the downside when ones sense of humor is dark or mean or lazy (aka directed at the easiest target to get the biggest laughs for like minded friends) it often comes back to bite you rite in the ass!! First goiter gate of 2014 and this year An Idiot (not) Abroad (but in cornfields going 8-4 every year and collecting own all of iowa money) flat skull fucking your favorite team like a bang bro does a 5ft 101lb 18yr old farm girl straight off the greyhound that thought she was lucky for avoiding Pauly Shore only to find her self trying to breath through her nose and discovering so cal uses steroid semen as Pepto-Bismol!
What really is still pissing me off is I knew an upset was coming and a) I didn't have the balls to pick it and atleast get the points b) knew something fishy was up with the point spread being so high on road and c) (and probably most annoying) how i'm not winning cfb picks when all these other people just threw the bucks up as there 10pt winner and probably some (i'm thinking of a few people specifically I know) groused about why this game was even in the picks with such a high point spread. I mean fuck by now peeps should know that point spreads and college sports are fucked. Clemson has gone back to clemsoning this season with Cuse lose, in fact there is one soulless devil worshiper in cfb that is immune to the fact these are 18-22 yr old kids that 70% (of the stars not the backups or grade point avg helpers) wouldn't have grad high school forget gone to college. That is happy 666 Sab(t)an! Every coach, program, etc just has loses (bad ones) and fails to play up to potential 90% of the time. I mean thing about it, Bucks are probably the 3rd most successful program in national championships since start of BCS and they have 2!! 2 for 4 in almost 20 years. Here are the 19 champions since the first BCS nat title winner through last seasons winner.. (by championships won)
Bama - 4 (all Saban)
Bucks - 2 (one tress one urban)
FSU - 2 (one bobby b and one 'hey remember you wanted me over bobby b')
LSU - 2 (note 1 was satan and 1 was satan's players with the mad hatter at the helm)
Fla - 2 (both Urban)
USC - 1 (all petey's success they got over once and it has * by it/ncaa doesn't recognize)
Okla - 1 (stoopes don't call me cooper win)
Aub - 1 (oh fsu if you'd just paid cam's daddy you'd have 3, you learned with f them in the p)
Clem - 1 (hopefully never again, but shitty part is I like dabo and think he'll keep winning - fuck)
Miami - 1 (hahahahaha U fans, fuck you and the 8k people that go to your games)
Tenn - 1 (yes, tenn won the first ever BCS title in 1998, tenn a school that now is a joke and keeps hiring joke coaches is shower etiq papers, is Fulmer alive? does he want to try again?)
And yes I put bucks as top of 2 win teams because of their appearances/losses games and because i'm a buckeye fan. I mean 4 title games and a semi final game and 2 wins and people are sky is falling. I said it all along and say it again, love JT and he is very good and we can win a lot of games, he is NOT a nat champ qb and frankly if not for an amazing 4th q we'd have 3 losses this year. Spoiler alert, I might not be picking them this week? Also, can we get Fickel back as def co cord mid season? I mean his head coaching stint is off to as bad a start as I predicted and he is a really really good def cord/lb coach. Fuck our lb's look bad and clearly miss having him around.
I love my bucks, always have always will and i'll say it again, the only thing I care about winning every year is still there to win (although I fear injury and actually seeing o'dipshit play has led steak and milk to break his freshman don't play rule and they may have a qb so i'm shitting myself) just beat that cesspool up north!! Go Bucks!!
And finally to (as slack puts it) "that" type of THE fan, fucking stop with the has Meyer lost it, schiano never really was ever good sky is falling stuff. Was that beat down ugly and unacceptable? YES!! Did these guys forget how to coach, play, run, tackle completely? No! I fear another loss or 2 this season and a major disappointment, but I believe we can win out also, win a l!ttle championship and win the game that matters, so Go Fucking Bucks and you can hop of the bandwagon anytime you want!!
One last bit of 'stats' sorry el prez before this weeks picks, as I fear another Sparty v Bucky champ game, lets take a look at WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE BIG 2 AND LITTLE 10/11/12...
In the 6 l1ttle champ games so far hear is the mind blowing break down...
Wins, 2 wisky, 2 sparty, 1 bucks and 1 pedi st
Appearances, 4 wisky, 3 sparty, 2 osu, 1 neb/iowa/pedi st
Note 2012 would been bucks v neb if not for our self imposed moron ban (pre realignment) and I know for a fact we would have won and played ND and probably won nat champ we didn't deserve and really piss off bama fans that season (rightfully so, neither nd or bucks or anyone was in same class as that bama team) but it was it was.
Ok, that's it for STATS!! Man I love looking at stats and picturing face of el prez as he reads them (well ok, he probably skips them, but it is fascinating to look back and go really, wow that did happen, what were people thinking? I mean no way Microsoft Zune was going to catch on)
This weeks picks...
10 pt - Bama, Satan gonna Satan
9 pt - tun, I listed this thinking it would be close, could still be, but if tun wins or more correctly scores big with red shirt freshman qb putting up nice numbers again, start buckeye nation diamond mines!!
8 pt - Okla, boomer sooner gonna get to playoffs me think and then find out what happens to baker interception field against satan
7 pt - ND, should be convicts beat if not for football convicts in the Sandusky vs Scarface bowl
6 pt - K st, soft butter and the shady side of the plane!!
5 pt - aub, and if they do will I be leaning towards picking War Falcon in the iron bowl?... time will tell...
4 pt - Stan, hoping wash does, want this freshman rb Heisman hopes officially dead!!
3 pt - Sparty, go look up video of droopy dogs face when asked his thought's of bucks being 16 pt fav against his team after losing by 31 and his team coming off win over pedi st! hint, he smiled that Senator Tressel-tine empire strikes back smile of 'yeah, really ok, well we'll play def, run the ball and see what happens' 16 pts? fuck you vegas, hope you are right and hope we remember that are rb's are kind of good... fuck dobbins had 6 carries for 51 yds vs iowa, yeah why give a guy avg 8.5yds a carry in game and like 6 a carry on season 20 touches in a game? why? fuck
2 pt - so cal, last min switch, had colo but got cold feet
1 pt - iowa st, man def vs off, see which wins out, if ok st scores 50, qb should go to NY for Heisman shot this year
so there it is another rambling diatribe of evidence er stupidity, I love ya bucks, could you please pull your heads out of your ass by 25/11 please!!!
What really is still pissing me off is I knew an upset was coming and a) I didn't have the balls to pick it and atleast get the points b) knew something fishy was up with the point spread being so high on road and c) (and probably most annoying) how i'm not winning cfb picks when all these other people just threw the bucks up as there 10pt winner and probably some (i'm thinking of a few people specifically I know) groused about why this game was even in the picks with such a high point spread. I mean fuck by now peeps should know that point spreads and college sports are fucked. Clemson has gone back to clemsoning this season with Cuse lose, in fact there is one soulless devil worshiper in cfb that is immune to the fact these are 18-22 yr old kids that 70% (of the stars not the backups or grade point avg helpers) wouldn't have grad high school forget gone to college. That is happy 666 Sab(t)an! Every coach, program, etc just has loses (bad ones) and fails to play up to potential 90% of the time. I mean thing about it, Bucks are probably the 3rd most successful program in national championships since start of BCS and they have 2!! 2 for 4 in almost 20 years. Here are the 19 champions since the first BCS nat title winner through last seasons winner.. (by championships won)
Bama - 4 (all Saban)
Bucks - 2 (one tress one urban)
FSU - 2 (one bobby b and one 'hey remember you wanted me over bobby b')
LSU - 2 (note 1 was satan and 1 was satan's players with the mad hatter at the helm)
Fla - 2 (both Urban)
USC - 1 (all petey's success they got over once and it has * by it/ncaa doesn't recognize)
Okla - 1 (stoopes don't call me cooper win)
Aub - 1 (oh fsu if you'd just paid cam's daddy you'd have 3, you learned with f them in the p)
Clem - 1 (hopefully never again, but shitty part is I like dabo and think he'll keep winning - fuck)
Miami - 1 (hahahahaha U fans, fuck you and the 8k people that go to your games)
Tenn - 1 (yes, tenn won the first ever BCS title in 1998, tenn a school that now is a joke and keeps hiring joke coaches is shower etiq papers, is Fulmer alive? does he want to try again?)
And yes I put bucks as top of 2 win teams because of their appearances/losses games and because i'm a buckeye fan. I mean 4 title games and a semi final game and 2 wins and people are sky is falling. I said it all along and say it again, love JT and he is very good and we can win a lot of games, he is NOT a nat champ qb and frankly if not for an amazing 4th q we'd have 3 losses this year. Spoiler alert, I might not be picking them this week? Also, can we get Fickel back as def co cord mid season? I mean his head coaching stint is off to as bad a start as I predicted and he is a really really good def cord/lb coach. Fuck our lb's look bad and clearly miss having him around.
I love my bucks, always have always will and i'll say it again, the only thing I care about winning every year is still there to win (although I fear injury and actually seeing o'dipshit play has led steak and milk to break his freshman don't play rule and they may have a qb so i'm shitting myself) just beat that cesspool up north!! Go Bucks!!
And finally to (as slack puts it) "that" type of THE fan, fucking stop with the has Meyer lost it, schiano never really was ever good sky is falling stuff. Was that beat down ugly and unacceptable? YES!! Did these guys forget how to coach, play, run, tackle completely? No! I fear another loss or 2 this season and a major disappointment, but I believe we can win out also, win a l!ttle championship and win the game that matters, so Go Fucking Bucks and you can hop of the bandwagon anytime you want!!
One last bit of 'stats' sorry el prez before this weeks picks, as I fear another Sparty v Bucky champ game, lets take a look at WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE BIG 2 AND LITTLE 10/11/12...
In the 6 l1ttle champ games so far hear is the mind blowing break down...
Wins, 2 wisky, 2 sparty, 1 bucks and 1 pedi st
Appearances, 4 wisky, 3 sparty, 2 osu, 1 neb/iowa/pedi st
Note 2012 would been bucks v neb if not for our self imposed moron ban (pre realignment) and I know for a fact we would have won and played ND and probably won nat champ we didn't deserve and really piss off bama fans that season (rightfully so, neither nd or bucks or anyone was in same class as that bama team) but it was it was.
Ok, that's it for STATS!! Man I love looking at stats and picturing face of el prez as he reads them (well ok, he probably skips them, but it is fascinating to look back and go really, wow that did happen, what were people thinking? I mean no way Microsoft Zune was going to catch on)
This weeks picks...
10 pt - Bama, Satan gonna Satan
9 pt - tun, I listed this thinking it would be close, could still be, but if tun wins or more correctly scores big with red shirt freshman qb putting up nice numbers again, start buckeye nation diamond mines!!
8 pt - Okla, boomer sooner gonna get to playoffs me think and then find out what happens to baker interception field against satan
7 pt - ND, should be convicts beat if not for football convicts in the Sandusky vs Scarface bowl
6 pt - K st, soft butter and the shady side of the plane!!
5 pt - aub, and if they do will I be leaning towards picking War Falcon in the iron bowl?... time will tell...
4 pt - Stan, hoping wash does, want this freshman rb Heisman hopes officially dead!!
3 pt - Sparty, go look up video of droopy dogs face when asked his thought's of bucks being 16 pt fav against his team after losing by 31 and his team coming off win over pedi st! hint, he smiled that Senator Tressel-tine empire strikes back smile of 'yeah, really ok, well we'll play def, run the ball and see what happens' 16 pts? fuck you vegas, hope you are right and hope we remember that are rb's are kind of good... fuck dobbins had 6 carries for 51 yds vs iowa, yeah why give a guy avg 8.5yds a carry in game and like 6 a carry on season 20 touches in a game? why? fuck
2 pt - so cal, last min switch, had colo but got cold feet
1 pt - iowa st, man def vs off, see which wins out, if ok st scores 50, qb should go to NY for Heisman shot this year
so there it is another rambling diatribe of evidence er stupidity, I love ya bucks, could you please pull your heads out of your ass by 25/11 please!!!
Thursday, November 2, 2017
wk 10 2017 picks...what????
Well it's officially been over a year since I blogged anything, guess i've just been schlecking around and not writing down my stupidity. How lazy of me, welp time for an old school 60 misspelled illogical words per minute diatribe of non sense!!
So probably more likely to finish in the basement than win cfb but i'm not gonna beat myself up because really difference between first and last is like 6 points a week which is not bad it just adds up. Also interestingly after week 4 I was curious and went back (because i'm a degenerate gambler) and realized if you put in spread i'd be in second and i think 2pts out of first. I know pt spreads would not be liked by 99% of people in league, but really it is how real gambling works. ok enough recapping, on to the picks!!!
But no!! First bonus picks...
i'm gonna say fighting richrods go into so cal and beat the trojans!!
Bama has a closer than expected win over fighting ed orangatangues
Sparty beats pedi st at home and hurts bucks strength of schedule
wash hammers stand at home ending freshman rb at stand heisman campaign this year
and lastly iowa st beats another ranked opponent with upset of wv on the road
ok, for real now on the picks...
10 - ND wins, domer fan should be happy with Kelly I think the best those unrealistic fans can hope for now is to be really good every 3/4 years, i just don't see recruiting top talent there to be bama or osu good year in and year out. this year he has older team good defense and found a couple stud rb's. will be interesting to see if they win out who gets the shaft, them or multiple league champs from pac or big or little or acc? Really ND should cancel out acc champ if they win out as they basically are in acc
9 - Aub wins, so could aub be the come out of no where upset bama at home thanksgiving and have bama fans screaming when they don't get in the playoff's? we can dream, on and unhappy bday this past week to Satan who turned 66(6)
8 - ucf wins, 14.5 pt road favorite with two teams that probably draw 25k fans per game? idk i'll go with the favorite
7 - clem wins, the cfb committee is hilarious saying we do this week to week based on feelings blah blah blah, you do picks during season to get people talking and make news, no fucking way the think uga is better than bama and yeah oklahome should be ahead of the bucks, but no fucking way if clemson wasn't defending national champs would they be ahead of bucks, or anyone else in top 9 after a lose to the 2017 Syracuse orangemen!! I hope i'm wrong and nc st destroys them
6 - bucks win, not sure why I have this so high, but the point spread and other games say it should be this high or higher but fuck that shit hole stadium is a fucking tough place to go play, christ in november it is practically a suicide risk in the dull gray flat awfulness!! iowa is the horny a cup woman of cfb, i mean you'll go there and give it your best but even if you win/finish it's not going to be very exciting (not sorry small tit girls, blame gaaawwwwdddd not me, men love titties!!)
5 - utah wins, having a really good qb in nfl very important, in cfb YOU NEED A DEFENSE sorry bruins, gonna be starting all over with coach staff and players come this post season
4 - Uuuuuuuuu T wins, for my wife again I know nothing about these teams, their seasons, nor should I...
3 - tcu win, been picking tejas to pull upset for a few weeks now and this is week they finally will when i don't pick them, but can't make the pick on the road against team coming off upset
2 - ok st wins, man I went back and forth, wanted to pick okla cause it hurt/helps the bucks. i'm fully and always will be in the bucks win out and it doesn't matter they'll get in but this year could play out exception with ND being good and if uga/bama champ game is undefeated teams. The first four this week of bama/uga and nd/clem was a message of yes we will shut out 3 of power 5 league champs if best 4 are that much better.
1 - miami wins, vatech is a road fav at an undefeated U? wow, that is some we still don't believe the john cooper of the south has changed his big game abilities yet, i mean they beat fsu at fsu right? man, fsu fans gonna find out f her in the P is that hillbilly coaches vince young, if only coop had found his vince young and got over once how would he be viewed differently?
So there it is, stupidity in writing, probably back to rambling voice next week...
So probably more likely to finish in the basement than win cfb but i'm not gonna beat myself up because really difference between first and last is like 6 points a week which is not bad it just adds up. Also interestingly after week 4 I was curious and went back (because i'm a degenerate gambler) and realized if you put in spread i'd be in second and i think 2pts out of first. I know pt spreads would not be liked by 99% of people in league, but really it is how real gambling works. ok enough recapping, on to the picks!!!
But no!! First bonus picks...
i'm gonna say fighting richrods go into so cal and beat the trojans!!
Bama has a closer than expected win over fighting ed orangatangues
Sparty beats pedi st at home and hurts bucks strength of schedule
wash hammers stand at home ending freshman rb at stand heisman campaign this year
and lastly iowa st beats another ranked opponent with upset of wv on the road
ok, for real now on the picks...
10 - ND wins, domer fan should be happy with Kelly I think the best those unrealistic fans can hope for now is to be really good every 3/4 years, i just don't see recruiting top talent there to be bama or osu good year in and year out. this year he has older team good defense and found a couple stud rb's. will be interesting to see if they win out who gets the shaft, them or multiple league champs from pac or big or little or acc? Really ND should cancel out acc champ if they win out as they basically are in acc
9 - Aub wins, so could aub be the come out of no where upset bama at home thanksgiving and have bama fans screaming when they don't get in the playoff's? we can dream, on and unhappy bday this past week to Satan who turned 66(6)
8 - ucf wins, 14.5 pt road favorite with two teams that probably draw 25k fans per game? idk i'll go with the favorite
7 - clem wins, the cfb committee is hilarious saying we do this week to week based on feelings blah blah blah, you do picks during season to get people talking and make news, no fucking way the think uga is better than bama and yeah oklahome should be ahead of the bucks, but no fucking way if clemson wasn't defending national champs would they be ahead of bucks, or anyone else in top 9 after a lose to the 2017 Syracuse orangemen!! I hope i'm wrong and nc st destroys them
6 - bucks win, not sure why I have this so high, but the point spread and other games say it should be this high or higher but fuck that shit hole stadium is a fucking tough place to go play, christ in november it is practically a suicide risk in the dull gray flat awfulness!! iowa is the horny a cup woman of cfb, i mean you'll go there and give it your best but even if you win/finish it's not going to be very exciting (not sorry small tit girls, blame gaaawwwwdddd not me, men love titties!!)
5 - utah wins, having a really good qb in nfl very important, in cfb YOU NEED A DEFENSE sorry bruins, gonna be starting all over with coach staff and players come this post season
4 - Uuuuuuuuu T wins, for my wife again I know nothing about these teams, their seasons, nor should I...
3 - tcu win, been picking tejas to pull upset for a few weeks now and this is week they finally will when i don't pick them, but can't make the pick on the road against team coming off upset
2 - ok st wins, man I went back and forth, wanted to pick okla cause it hurt/helps the bucks. i'm fully and always will be in the bucks win out and it doesn't matter they'll get in but this year could play out exception with ND being good and if uga/bama champ game is undefeated teams. The first four this week of bama/uga and nd/clem was a message of yes we will shut out 3 of power 5 league champs if best 4 are that much better.
1 - miami wins, vatech is a road fav at an undefeated U? wow, that is some we still don't believe the john cooper of the south has changed his big game abilities yet, i mean they beat fsu at fsu right? man, fsu fans gonna find out f her in the P is that hillbilly coaches vince young, if only coop had found his vince young and got over once how would he be viewed differently?
So there it is, stupidity in writing, probably back to rambling voice next week...
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
wk 7 cfb picks
Well i'm pretty close to out of winning anything this year, but who knows, lets get weird...
10pt, Bama wins - Oh tenn you almost did three weeks of insane comebacks in a row, but just lost that magic and now your reward? Getting Butt Fucked in your own stadium by Satan himself. I mean look at the line, Bama is a 10 pt favorite on the road in a conference game against a top ten ranked team. That's basically vegas saying ayo bitches suck and this team is going to annihilate everyone, keep in mind with a true freshman qb, so that ought make cfb fans tired of the 48 of cfb winning want to vomit.
9pt, Colorado wins - well pass my the chiba monkey the buffs are good again and despite them getting off to a slow start and not being able to overcome late at condoms last week they should beat the sun devils handly at home.
8pt, Miami (fl) wins, did I time travel to the early 90's for this blog? No cause blogs weren't around and I don't see Antonio Langham right now. I know he was a bama guy, but damn if he wasn't spectacular.
7pt, Sparty wins, what can heal some bad play - northwestern - also this game is more interesting to THE and Tun fans than they know as grumpy grandpa face has benched qb for jr qb that was a big recruit as a spread offense type qb and for some reason choose sparty? Anyway, if they look good with new qb the puckering of buttholes from ann arbor to columbus will be immense.
6pt, Maryland wins, I got nothing on this, it Kills me that I have nothing. Pound sign too soon? I miss Ralph Fregisions (spelling?) good question though, think Coach Ralph is dead or alive?
5pt, Bucks win, This was hard for me to have so high coming off the light being shed to the masses what i've said since 2014 about JT's subpar arm and wisky's sick sick defense but as good as their defense is I think their offense is equally as bad.
4pt, ND wins, fg jesus vs can we end the white hype rb - on Kirk Ferentz head stone it should read here lies the man that robbed the people of Iowa of more money than the democratic party and let people believe that a white rb could put up amazing numbers in the rose bowl against a good team when that was just a paper tiger that had no business being in the fucking Rose Bowl.
3pt, Pitt wins, wanted to go Hoo's for slackman but Pitt is just a better team, not as good as Mark Dueche May probably thinks they are or ever could be, but throw the dog a bone.
2pt, Ttech wins, best game this week in big 12 and they wander why no one considers them a good conference?
1pt, Our Kansas wins, oh su piggy Berts gonna get wild at home vs Ole, get some bert get some!!
There ye have it, Go Bucks, Go Tribe and Come on 1-15, get 1 Browns please we don't wanna join the Lions in only Defeated teams in NFL history.
10pt, Bama wins - Oh tenn you almost did three weeks of insane comebacks in a row, but just lost that magic and now your reward? Getting Butt Fucked in your own stadium by Satan himself. I mean look at the line, Bama is a 10 pt favorite on the road in a conference game against a top ten ranked team. That's basically vegas saying ayo bitches suck and this team is going to annihilate everyone, keep in mind with a true freshman qb, so that ought make cfb fans tired of the 48 of cfb winning want to vomit.
9pt, Colorado wins - well pass my the chiba monkey the buffs are good again and despite them getting off to a slow start and not being able to overcome late at condoms last week they should beat the sun devils handly at home.
8pt, Miami (fl) wins, did I time travel to the early 90's for this blog? No cause blogs weren't around and I don't see Antonio Langham right now. I know he was a bama guy, but damn if he wasn't spectacular.
7pt, Sparty wins, what can heal some bad play - northwestern - also this game is more interesting to THE and Tun fans than they know as grumpy grandpa face has benched qb for jr qb that was a big recruit as a spread offense type qb and for some reason choose sparty? Anyway, if they look good with new qb the puckering of buttholes from ann arbor to columbus will be immense.
6pt, Maryland wins, I got nothing on this, it Kills me that I have nothing. Pound sign too soon? I miss Ralph Fregisions (spelling?) good question though, think Coach Ralph is dead or alive?
5pt, Bucks win, This was hard for me to have so high coming off the light being shed to the masses what i've said since 2014 about JT's subpar arm and wisky's sick sick defense but as good as their defense is I think their offense is equally as bad.
4pt, ND wins, fg jesus vs can we end the white hype rb - on Kirk Ferentz head stone it should read here lies the man that robbed the people of Iowa of more money than the democratic party and let people believe that a white rb could put up amazing numbers in the rose bowl against a good team when that was just a paper tiger that had no business being in the fucking Rose Bowl.
3pt, Pitt wins, wanted to go Hoo's for slackman but Pitt is just a better team, not as good as Mark Dueche May probably thinks they are or ever could be, but throw the dog a bone.
2pt, Ttech wins, best game this week in big 12 and they wander why no one considers them a good conference?
1pt, Our Kansas wins, oh su piggy Berts gonna get wild at home vs Ole, get some bert get some!!
There ye have it, Go Bucks, Go Tribe and Come on 1-15, get 1 Browns please we don't wanna join the Lions in only Defeated teams in NFL history.
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
cfb wk 6 picks
So week 4 was too busy to write up my picks so sent in with voice message and went 9-1 which stoked my superstitious nature which was dowsed when last week I went back to my normal mediocrity. So back to just rambling silly in my blog that almost nobody reads and yet is probably more people than should actually read this non sense.
10 pt winner - Bama, no way bloated bert is beating satan even at home. I heard today in a podcast that Joey Lauren Adams is from Arkansas and I didn't fact check but if true is one of the most mind blowing things I've ever heard and easily they only thing attractive to ever come out of that shit hole of a state.
9 pt winner - Buckeyes, yes indy is better and yes this should make us buckeye fans a little nervous, but we should win and as I told my boss (that gets nervous about every single game) if we are good enough to win what we want to win we will win these lesser games and if we falter it should prepare us for the games that we really care about.
8 pt winner - Okla, I know I know rivalry but Charlie Strong's big see we're back on the right track win over ND doesn't look so good right now and the Sooners I think out score tejas in a shootout where both defenses look like panties after a girl forgets the red river shootout is coming and has no protection.
7 pt winner - A&M, aggies at home and can flat out score and Tenn has to be out of miracles after last couple of weeks. If i'm wrong watch out for orange fever as it's been a long long time since the tenn tophats have had a reason to put in their church teeth and go out in public and cheer loudly for their volunteer's.
6 pt winner - ND, yes yes yes I know I just said how unimpressive tejas win over ND was and ND is not good, but went and looked at who ncst has played (no one) and think ND goes on road and gets a 'big' win for fg jesus and starts to turn things around.
5 pt winner - Auburn, I wanted to put this higher in confidence but you never know what Auburn is going to show and on the road in the SEC is always anything can happen.
4 pt winner - Kan St, big12 who knows who knows, going home team and 117 yr old Bill Snyder to get the 'big' win in the who gives a fuck bowl.
3 pt winner - Miami, yes that's right Miami is a favorite in this game for first time in probably 10 years or so? I'm picking them cause they're at home, defense is playing very well and fuck knows what is going on with FSU right now? Kind of thinking/hoping lots of people buy the hype and pick the U and higher than this because I still think at some point free shoes U could remember how much talent they have and start pounding peeps.
2 pt winner - Colorado, that's right i'm picking Colorado to win at Trojans and it's not a joke, i'm not high and i'm not secretly gay for Chris Fowler. The close play at Tun appears not to been a fluke and maybe maybe the Buffs are on the road back to being relevant?
1 pt winner - ASU, the sun devils are 9.5pt home dog and in a conference that doesn't play defense (accept for eventual champ Wash) I think vegas is hinting at a upset, taking my shot at trying to steal a win that not to many other people will have we shall see.
Bonus picks, LSU and super interim hc (why would anyone hire this guy as an assistant?) Ed Orangin takes LSU and all their talent in to the swamp and pulls the upset. NC beats VT and if they stomp them look for NC to possibly go back to the ACC champ game for second year in a row. Wash should win, but look for Oregon to be close or maybe even pull upset cause huskies only struggle this year has been against spread offense.
ok, there you have it nothing wild this weekend to rant on just a nice solid lineup of quality games.
10 pt winner - Bama, no way bloated bert is beating satan even at home. I heard today in a podcast that Joey Lauren Adams is from Arkansas and I didn't fact check but if true is one of the most mind blowing things I've ever heard and easily they only thing attractive to ever come out of that shit hole of a state.
9 pt winner - Buckeyes, yes indy is better and yes this should make us buckeye fans a little nervous, but we should win and as I told my boss (that gets nervous about every single game) if we are good enough to win what we want to win we will win these lesser games and if we falter it should prepare us for the games that we really care about.
8 pt winner - Okla, I know I know rivalry but Charlie Strong's big see we're back on the right track win over ND doesn't look so good right now and the Sooners I think out score tejas in a shootout where both defenses look like panties after a girl forgets the red river shootout is coming and has no protection.
7 pt winner - A&M, aggies at home and can flat out score and Tenn has to be out of miracles after last couple of weeks. If i'm wrong watch out for orange fever as it's been a long long time since the tenn tophats have had a reason to put in their church teeth and go out in public and cheer loudly for their volunteer's.
6 pt winner - ND, yes yes yes I know I just said how unimpressive tejas win over ND was and ND is not good, but went and looked at who ncst has played (no one) and think ND goes on road and gets a 'big' win for fg jesus and starts to turn things around.
5 pt winner - Auburn, I wanted to put this higher in confidence but you never know what Auburn is going to show and on the road in the SEC is always anything can happen.
4 pt winner - Kan St, big12 who knows who knows, going home team and 117 yr old Bill Snyder to get the 'big' win in the who gives a fuck bowl.
3 pt winner - Miami, yes that's right Miami is a favorite in this game for first time in probably 10 years or so? I'm picking them cause they're at home, defense is playing very well and fuck knows what is going on with FSU right now? Kind of thinking/hoping lots of people buy the hype and pick the U and higher than this because I still think at some point free shoes U could remember how much talent they have and start pounding peeps.
2 pt winner - Colorado, that's right i'm picking Colorado to win at Trojans and it's not a joke, i'm not high and i'm not secretly gay for Chris Fowler. The close play at Tun appears not to been a fluke and maybe maybe the Buffs are on the road back to being relevant?
1 pt winner - ASU, the sun devils are 9.5pt home dog and in a conference that doesn't play defense (accept for eventual champ Wash) I think vegas is hinting at a upset, taking my shot at trying to steal a win that not to many other people will have we shall see.
Bonus picks, LSU and super interim hc (why would anyone hire this guy as an assistant?) Ed Orangin takes LSU and all their talent in to the swamp and pulls the upset. NC beats VT and if they stomp them look for NC to possibly go back to the ACC champ game for second year in a row. Wash should win, but look for Oregon to be close or maybe even pull upset cause huskies only struggle this year has been against spread offense.
ok, there you have it nothing wild this weekend to rant on just a nice solid lineup of quality games.
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