will the real slim buckeye please stand up, please stand up

Let me start again with my true feelings... the only thing that really matters each football season can still be won in 9 days from now... having said that... faaaaaccccckkkkk is this schizo team going to ever figure out to run the ball like that against everyone and if they don't Plaxico Burress themselves would (and outside shot still could) win it all? Eh, just win on the 25th!!!

ok, on to the week 12 stuff, bet tun and harbum gotta be like wtf with the scheduling. I mean the entire cfb seems to be playing sisters of the speds coffee cups and yet right before their true (even if they won't say it) rivalry game they get to go on the road to wisky? I mean from my side of the rivalry I ain't complaining that hopefully they will be in a 4q blood bath and we will have backups in second half against peace and lovie, peace and lovie not so much fighting illini.

Side note, their is a l!ttle failure I don't get, I mean indy/purdon't/nw i get why they have been/are/should be usually dogshit, but fuck illini have no reason not to be what they were most of the 90's... a really good team you don't want to play. They obviously not going to be a nat title contender, but they should be scrappy annoying Iowa/Minn like, hell even wisky like, I mean yeah stadium is shit and imagine champaigne ain't the hotbed of fun, but you can't go into chicago and start a 'no flying bullets every day and fat booty white chicks every night in champaigne' campaign? I would thing LaMental, LaCrackhead and LaDad'saquack would verbal on the spot? Wait crazy black sports dad from chi town is the williams sisters no the ball brothers. eh, you get my point.

10 pt - condoms win, sorry el prez no protection in this game, I guess it is a rivalry game so anything is possible but in theory katy perry could do a fund raiser at X school and we could hit it off and she could be tongue punching my fart box one day but it probably ain't gonna happen. I'll just hop in my motorboat and head out to fantasy island now...

9 pt - Stan wins, and hoping the win again next week against the domers er not thinking ahead just win bucks just win!!

8 pt - UCF wins, no idea, heard they are second best fla team after miami, nice season gators/seminoles

7 pt - Yale wins, can't even find a point spread for game, guess illuminate don't bet on their fellow brethren  and only on the slaves er working class schools? Anyway, Yale is top of conf and Harvard is not. Go home team?

6 pt - Gatech wins, fuck you Duke bastards, i've been on the duke is better/good at football for 4 years now and this year everytime i've picked you to win you've screwed me, so now I pick you to lose to a team that is way better than you and runs a crazy offense that should shred you for 400 yds rushing don't go getting all 'lacrosse team on ugly black hooker night' excited and do something stupid like winning!!

5 pt - NW wins, pj and minn gonna find out it's hard to row a boat at a highschool stadium with grass so high Jessie Owens would look like me trying to run on it, seriously l!ttle conf is weirdest structure with 3 of top 5 stadiums (size wise atleast, pedi st is ugly as fuck) in country and then maybe 7 or so stadiums that are a straight up joke (indy, purdue, nw, illini, rutg, mary, iowa ok maybe not iowa maybe i'm bitter but it ain't great)

4 pt - Wake wins, probably second best matchup of weekend after wisky/tun, should be interesting, going home team.

3 pt - Zona wins, man richrod really thrives at a school with low expectations and coeds easier than 1st grade math, guess tun never took into acct the alumni that expect results and coeds that game to open books not their legs aspect of recruiting/winning with that hire? And easy spread is only thing wv and zona coeds will ever have in common!! talk about going from a 2 star recruit to a 10 star recruit!!



put me in coach i'm ready to play

2 pt - A&M wins, talk about a team/coach that has turned it around since a bad loss early in year vs ucla

1 pt - tun wins, that's right my full on paranoia is rising with the redshirt qb playing for steak and milk man, he is tressel ball and wants a great def (has a very good one) and a qb that will not make turnovers, can hit the big pass enough teams play honest and then to run down your throat. He hasn't had that and honestly it wasn't there and transfer qb's were a patch till he could get his own and groom it, well this guy was thrown to the fire a year earlier than what I think harbum wanted and has so far (granted bad competition) has responded well. We will find out a lot about both these teams this weekend, I just hope they beat and bruise each other a ton!!

there ya have it, wk 12 in the books.