the only week that really matters

It's so weird now that the biggest game of the year always falls on thanksgiving weekend, well for now, you never really know when/how future schedule may change. Anyway, it's a weird crazy week of not working fully but needing to get just as much maybe even more done and getting ready to see family you see maybe once or twice a year and in most ways it helps the mentally ridiculous like me with a nice distraction to lesson the normal/past week long worrying. Having said that it is worse in one way, when you get that break and stop and think about up coming game you get that rush of nerves and worry all at once. It to me is why it is the greatest rivalry in all of sports and you are out of your goddamn mother fucking mind if you think the lopsided ness lately has lessoned anything - at least not for me. Never will, well maybe if we ever pass them in some (say it with me el prez) stats that include figures from taking trains to games era but exclude some games because of tattoo's? Eh fuck it, it is what it is for nat titles and all time wins, but I want that overall head to head record so I can look at every tun fan accept for 1 (cause he's not a asshole snob, but a great friend) and say "WE SPOTTED YOU 30 YEARS AND STILL OWN YOUR ASS" (to the clarify the 30 years is a round number that includes the first 17 or so of rivalry where we were not yet really competitive and well the other 13 years... 2-10-1)

ok, enough on that for now and on to the picks...

ok, not the picks, first a quick thought on the 23rd, it is thanksgiving for all this year but for me it's my mom's bday every year and she's a pretty awesome mom so happy bday to her. Also this year, this holiday will be the first family get together on my dad's side since my cousin Brandy passed from breast cancer this past spring, it's weird that everytime I saw her after the diagnosis till she passed it made me think where and who I was with when I found out she was seriously sick. Richmond, VA in a track waiting on a race to start with my future wife and some great friends on a great trip. I had to put it out of my mind and didn't really know how serious it was till later, but has she fought the disease for 9 years with never a real relapse but just a fighting spirit my cousin always had I was always in awe of her, RIP Brandy. Side note she and husband big Nascar fans and she got to go to Charlotte for 600 and had name on car and met I wanna say Elliot Sadler? Damn can't remember for sure, anyway I know that was a great experience for her, how some things seem to tie together will never cease to amaze me.


ok, back to being my normal stupid jackass self...

10 pt - UCF wins, man is it amazing or what the south fla at cent fla is legit more interesting game that gators/noles this weekend, way to go fla and free shoes you! pathetic

9 pt - Clem wins, I actually think and was going to pick s car to get win at home in upset but pt spread is bout 5 pts higher than it should be and them smells like vegas trying to trap some free money from degenerate gamblers because they know something nobody else does (this theory will come up again and i'm vomiting over it)

8 pt - Uga wins, fuck you gatech, fuck you duke and so help me gaaawwwdddd Uga if The John Cooper of the South wins a nat title at thug chain U... well let's just say you'll never hear the end of it.

7 pt - Aub wins, I been calling this upset for bout 3 weeks and bama barely escaped miss st two weeks ago. Put this much higher because actually bama winning out helps the long long long long long Alabama black trouser snake long hopes of the bucks making the _________ not gonna say it just fucking win this weekend.

6 pt - Wash wins, I mean they can't choke at home after the beat down last weekend can they? And apple cup is a 'rivalry' game? lame lame ass name

5 pt - LSU wins, well mora was canned last week, time for a&m to pull out the ax after this weekend

4 pt - Boise st wins, 7 pt fav at fresno? hmmm, are they good again I seriously know nothing about these teams this year. Fresno seems like it quietly one of the scariest place in America? idk maybe it's nice, just picture it as like the white gary indiana?

3 pt - Stan wins, and would have this lower but again this would greatly help the bucks but it also could get freshman rb back in Heisman race since baker 'kid rock' mayberetarded let everyone back in the race with his Michael Jackson moves. DUDE/BRAH/WOKE what ever you fucking loser kids say these days... IT WAS FUCKING KANSAS!!! Did you really want to shake their hands anyway? People in Kansas for any sport outside of bball don't strike me as a)intelligent b)clean or 7)worth pissing money and trophies away for. I mean chances they have mary jane rotten crotch finger disease is pretty fucking high!! (that's two full metal jacket ref for those counting at home)

2 pt - Vatech wins, dammit hoo's you almost had one of the great upsets ever on sat and I expect a let down this weekend but it's ok, some of us just can't hack it in 'the shit' right private cowboy? (3 or 4 depending on how you wanna count it)

1 pt - Bucks win, obviously not confident but not picking against my team. So many things to be nervous about, don't know if good young qb will be back or if we get johnny crack corn. Not sure which JT will show, which play calling will show, you just never know. The pt spread being so high is freaking me out most (see previous logic) but i'm hoping it is there because vegas knows qb will not be cleared and not because they know something about us. I will tell you this, we come out on fist possession and run bs play of 4 guys sitting in curl routes against 5 under 2 deep coverage on first play like Iowa and I might kill a trash can again!! Kidding will be at my parents and my mom can swing a frying pan like no one's business!!

To all, well to the 2 of you that this is written for, have a wonderful thanksgiving with your families!!

Oh yeah, el prez, maybe you can get oldest to switch from Oregon to UCLA if they can hire Chip Kelly? Man that fucker gotta have a going to the bank hardon with Florida and UCLA both backing up the brinks truck?