Saw this commercial at my brother in laws and thought I read something that couldn't be true but he doesn't have dvr so couldn't rewind or pause. Last night it came on at home and I could pause and confirm...
That white lady in the photo must be Poca-rob-us of the wester sky indian reservation where you can get up to a 10k loan online/same day! Thanks! Why is the indian reservation key? Because the APR is 89.68%!! That's right, Don Crooked Feather is the loan shark for the 21st century, the fine print also lets you know a typical loan can be repaid with 84 monthly payments of 774.99 (about 64k). Whose getting scalped now whitey?!! I guess the native americans no longer do rain dances in the sense of farmer/crop, but now do rain dances in sense of rapper/stripclub! So if you need a loan quick and don't mind a tonto stick to the bunghole, contact western sky, it only took a few hundred years but they have learned to be on the profitable side of a very lopsided financial agreement. But they still arent getting manhattan back! (maybe, our national debt is like 16trillion, hmmm wonder what the monthly payments would be?!)
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