Thursday, November 29, 2012
For me to win it all
In odd odd way, for me to win it all, I need to go 5-5 this weekend. I need Stanford, Boise St, Ok St, Rutgers, and N. Illinois to win and Oklahoma, Nebraska, Cincinnati, Tulsa and Alabama to lose and I take the crown. Thats all, easy right!!
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Final Weeks picks 2012 college football
Well here it is the last week of our 2012 college football
picks season and I sit on the precipice of Glory! (No I’m not trying to be an
ass that used big words, I just didn’t want to say edge and sound like lady
fucking gaga or whatever her name is) It will be difficult to get first or
second, but I’m tied (and very much alive) for third which puts me on the
podium by F1 scoring! My dilemma is rather to go with normal/safer picks and
try to get third based on sound reasoning (and luck) I’ve used all season or to
powerball up for the 500 million jackpot and go crazy picks that most certainly
will be at odds with the leaders and hope for a crazy lucky weekend. I’ve been
torn and finally I’ve decided to go with teams I would have anyway but to move around
the points values to hopefully make that big move. We shall see…
Before my last picks – 12-0 and a win over the winged
helmets, great season (all seasons with a win in THE game are great) Go Bucks!!
Can’t wait till next year.
As for the Browns, yes beating the Steelers is awesome, but
it isn’t so great a feeling to know it was second time in 19 games and they
were playing their third string QB and turned over the ball 8 times!! 8 times!!
AND WE WON BY 6 POINTS!!!! Shit does anyone know where the Super bowl is being
played next year so I can make reservations?! Fucking Hell!! We are really
making progress, now if we can only get through the off season without our
rookie QB dying of Old Age!!
If I do win the money, can I get it before 12/21/12 because
after all 3 ohio teams won last weekend I’m really starting to fear this Mayan
calendar bs!
Ok, down to business…
10 pts – Stan wins, if you watched the game last weekend at
UCLA and then see this one is in Palo
Alto , well sorry Bruins but maybe beating the condoms
and going to the Rose Bowl in one season is too much to ask this year.
9 pts – Boise St
wins, um no undefeated season for Nevada
to ruin this year so figure blue turf gets it done.
8 pts – Ok wins, I’d probably be in the lead still if not
for some ill timed Ok picks this year, so I’ll jump on that bomb one more time
and hope for a faulty trigger.
7 pts – Ok St
wins, this is one of those point value changes because this should be a 1 or 2
point game with these two teams playing, but I’m banking on one of the leaders
going Baylor at home and hoping the fighting Barry Sanders can bring it home
for me.
6 pts – St U of NJ wins, Big 14 bound Rutgers
at home vs L’ville, no brainer right? I hope so…
5 pts – Neb wins, trying to beat them twice in one year didn’t
work out for sparty last year, but since according to the coaches vote Nebraska has
the BigTen First team QB player in Martinez (fucking joke!) they should be able
to keep the BigTen from sending the first ever 5 loss team to the RoseBowl,
hopefully!!
Final score for tiebreaker - 41-28
Another side note from paper this morning in Columbus,
Really BigTen awards – the last Ohio
State
4 pts – N. Ill wins, Kent St is trendy pick for lots of
people, but look at N. Ill season and compare and
I’m sorry they are the better team. Kudos to form buckeye coach bringing Kent State Kent St
can get it done. If they do, I bet it’s a riot at home!! (Too soon?)
3 pts – Cincy wins, this ones for Gary who has been so burnt
by the bearcats this season and I assume will not pick them this week which in
turn means they must win, right?!
2 pts – Tulsa
wins, we struggle with UCF this year right? Man does that seem like a long time
ago!!
1 pt – Bama wins, I thought about going Uga, but the only
game bama has lost was to what might be the first freshman Heisman winner ever.
Making it my 1 pt hoping again that people pick bama high and they lose or
people bye into Mark’s boys and they lose. Also, any of you domer fans out there
might want to root for UGA, because who you want to have a month to prepare for
your team, Mark or Nick? That’s what I thought.
Win or lose, it has been another fun year, hope someone
enjoyed reading these psychotic ramblings as much as I enjoy writing them – It’s
really like free therapy for the voices in my head!
See ya for bowl season!
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Week 13 College football picks
I’m fading further and further from the top and I need a big
couple of weeks to close the season and have any shot at winning this or even
just finishing in the money. We shall see, I fear my superstitions are creeping
back into my picks and I’m going to work very hard this week to just go with my
brain and not my heart.
So my beloved Buckeyes are 11-0 and the most important game
of every year away from 12-0. I will get to that pick later, but a note to
anyone that thinks this year would be a waste of going undefeated and means
nothing because of the bowl game – you are nuts!! The only thing that matters
is this week, the other stuff is fun, but this should be your focus, this is
what pains me, this is where my joy is, this is football!! Period!! And those people
up north are pillaging again and have a butterball that understands that his
school is really just OSU jr. and is nothing with out our kids and he is being
more successful at pillaging than he should be or more correctly than we should
allow!! Now hopefully we have a coach again ready to protect and defend our
honor, but Saturday is time to finish that stand and start to push back and go
on the offensive – pushing Kim Jong Maize back across the 48th
parallel to live in poverty and dismay!! Go Bucks!!!!
Wk 13 games…
10 pts – ND wins, and then look out Miami – the domers are
coming the domers are coming!! Some of my friends and I joke about going to
hell in a bus together, but the thought of Nuns on South Beach is making my brain explode with evil jokes and very bad thoughts about rulers and habits!! Ok, for
the game, I was thinking this would be the game that USC plays like they were
predicted to play and pull the upset, but not without their QB, no way.
9 pts – Neb wins, honestly I might be more nervous watching this game Friday than anything, because if the cornhuskers choke mightily and
lose to Iowa Friday, then team up north still has shot at making championship
game Saturday and I don’t want them having one more motivational thing.
8 pts – Oreg wins, Considering some would argue Stanford
beat ND also and clearly Stanford Defense is way good, then Oreg loss not such
an upset and they will get back on track vs Defense that is not as good. Look
for them to score 70.
7 pts – Okla wins, whatever, boring rivalry game, ok st is
ok, ok wins cause they are at home and better team – who cares. I’m just hoping
now that bigten is going to 14 that they get texas and Oklahoma and go 16, if
your gonna blow shit up – use the biggest bomb.
6 pts – Wisc wins, This is a little higher than maybe I
should have it and is game I think most likely to hurt me this week vs others
picks, but I think that Wisconsin offense will run and score big on Penn St and
they really need to not go to championship game having lost to both teams on
probation and in front of them to have any respect. (if that’s possible for
people to have of those cheese eating bums)
5 pts – Bucks win, Yes I’m putting aside my scared, worried,
paranoid, cooper worries buckeye fandom and going just on the facts – bucks are
at home, healthier and better team. So they should win, but tun is good and
even minus their rb, they still have fast little scary spider head running
crazy and now not at Qb where he has to throw. Also, even though only 1-0,
fatty is still undefeated against us and in my head till we take him down,
which we must!! Also, Hyde! Hyde! Hyde! Give him the ball and run baby run!! Go
Bucks!!!! (If I only win one game this weekend and it is this one, I’ll be
happiest I can be this season or any season)
4 pts – Zona wins, haha I’m picking richrod to win his
rivalry game and I actually believe it will happen, that could not have been
said from 2008-2010!
3 pts – Clem wins, again don’t care, ole ball coach probably
doesn’t care, but proving S. car is like sparty/Wisconsin/iowa – you can win
and be popular, but you’ll never be the big dog in conference at those second
tier schools.
2 pts – FSU wins, florida is such a waste of a great great
defense with a bad bad offense, going with noles because they are at home and
that should get them over the top, hopefully.
1 pt – Stan wins, wow UCLA is impressive and this game determines
who goes to Pac 12 championship game, who would have guessed that? Who is
leading other division, Colorado? Sorry couldn’t resist that joke!!
So there it is, I need a 10-0 week baby!! Go me and Go
Bucks!!!!
Monday, November 19, 2012
Darwin and God can both kiss my ass!!
Teething!! My baby is teething (or at least my wife tells me so and she is way smarter than me so I just take her word) and teething is a cry maker king!! All I know is weather you believe in Evolution or Intelligent Design you are crazy! There is nothing evolved or intelligent about teething!!
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
wk 12 picks
I once heard that condoms are actually 100 percent
effective, but the numbers only show 93 percent effective because they can’t
prove that all mistakes are caused by moronic college boys to dumb or drunk or
both to probably put on Mr. rain coat. With that in mind, I’m going to say my
picks are 100 percent right and it’s stupid unpredictable college boys fucking
up my hard work!! But who are we kidding? After a case of Natural light, how
many college kids think condom? Ok, I’m losing my train of thought, back to the
picks. I’m still in the hunt and need a big week to get back on top.
Anybody notice Browns didn’t lose or barely win a
meaningless game last week? (ok so they didn’t play, still was a nice peaceful
Sunday?
Week 12 picks…
10 pts – Nike whore wins, ok if I lose my 10pt pick two
weeks in a row then college football will be staring the very real possibility
of Kst vs ND Nat champ game, that’d be exciting!! Go funky uniform number 5
billion go!!
9 pts – Ga Tech wins, no way I’m going to take the points
lead this week, these games are stupid hard to predict and I used up all my
luck early this season. The spread is way in triple options favor, please Blue
Devils – go back to being a basketball school!! Or hell, go back to being an
elite prick ho party lacrosse school!!
8 pts – Ok st wins, apparently being head coach at TexTech
must make you a real prick or it’s the curse O’ bobby? Or Tommy just wanted to
smack somebody around? I picture him saying “where was my Cam at Auburn,
where?!!!”
7 pts – Ok wins, Remember when WV was Oregon east? Yeah
neither do they!!
6 pts – Those private school homos win, sorry el prez but
the Ucla comeback is not that far back yet. Or is it? We shall see…
5 pts – Best party school hands down wins, what’s a year and
a half, 15k of borrowed gov’t cash and a very very loose moral compass get you?
Well if you go to BGSU – a ton of great (even if fuzzy) memories, some stories
you don’t tell your wife and as a new father – a weird fear/hope your son wants
to go to BGSU. Seriously, I have friends that actually graduated from there and
have great jobs, like 5 of them, granted I wasn’t friends with any of them when
I went there, but I’m sure they were those noisy dicks getting up before noon
and going to those other buildings with desks and books, what were those
called? Why never a class called Sarcasm 403?
4 pts – St U of NJ, I’ve been running commercials all week
in NJ saying that Scientist at Cincy were responsible for Sandy!! Bend over
bearcats, hear comes Soprano justice!!
3 pts – UNC wins, apparently the new playoff picture only
includes auto birth for 5 of the 6 current “BCS conferences”, who got dropped?
That’s right the Big East! But don’t think the ACC wasn’t sweating it a
little!! And the BigTen better be glad all our fat arses travel like nobody’s
business to warm weather bowl games or we’d be getting a smack down too!!
2 pts – Tenn wins, come on Vols!! Seriously if they lose to
in state rival too, I see a lynching in someone’s future! Coach Dooley’s legacy
is very close to being that hillbilly that told everyone at a press conference
that his first order of business was to correct his player’s shower habits!!
1 pt – Bucks win, I have to believe, I want to believe and I
should believe. In all honesty though, I had this the other way most of the
week, but we are the class of the conference no matter how unimpressive that is
and yes I’m nervous and yes I fear the game where we can’t score, but I also no
the explosiveness we have and the improvement growing every week! And I say
make us proud boys, knock out these next two weeks and prepare us for glory
again!! (oh my stomach hurts, ain’t college football grand?)
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
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