Well shit, I took calculated risk last week that did not pay off with purdon't and illini and i'm fine losing those 3 pts to the field, but those fucking purple cunt hornfrogs can't beat bert and the most fitting nickname of a school ever when you see there wisker faced whore women! WTF? Does the C stand for coward? Seriously I know i'm going to sound like a asshole eastern time zone d bag, but all football west of the est zone is a damn joke!! Save the Petey professional Trojans run of the mid 2ks and the thanks Vince for not letting people call me Mac Cooper all the other nat titles of what the last 25/30 years come from the east? Oh sorry I forgot about Nebraska, ya know when you could still run the option exclusively and win a nat title? Shit i'm just bitter, shocker, oh well lets see if I can get further back in the standings with my own bad picks and not just with bs fucking losses by teams that should stick to selling their bs religion in pour countries and leave the football to real teams!!
10 pt winner, Bama - you put bama in picks and i'm picking them as my 10 every week cause if Satan is gonna win i'm gonna gain from it!! #spokenasachildofthe90's
9 pt winner, Houston - a loss here helps the power 5 and I want non power 5 and independents to go away, just make the 4 super conferences already and then we'll have a true playoff with winner of those 4 (16-20 team) conferences and no bitching ever again and no polls and well they played blah blah.
8 pt winner, Stan - idk, probably will be my tcu pick this week but Trojans suck, vegas line is higher than i'd expect and white Heisman is at home - what could go wrong?
7 pt winner, Nd - still nervous because Kelly has gonna full Irish with drinking problem and can't see he has a true qb and needs to run from this play both bs (had he done that they beat tejas by 10). Look for el prez selfie partner to try and get another prime time win that looks impressive but means jack shit - no rings means no importante
6 pt winner, FSU - again I want this to make these schools push to get in power 5 hopefully soon to be only 4 conferences. Also, qb for l'ville been sick but against who? and fsu rb/offense should shred l'ville - look for a crazy game maybe in the 63-56 range.
5 pt winner, Auburn - I got nothing, going home team and pt spread here
4 pt winner, Miami (fl) - Kudos el prez maybe the best game you've ever put in picks, spread is close so peeps can't complain, there are 'better' matchups with 'known' teams but fuck this is a dare you to pick the little guy who has done it before to do it again against the fallen giant - and seriously Miami, away game at app st? Really? Hey least they'll be a bigger crowd then you get for home games. Miami fans make so cal fans look like diehards!
3 pt winner, Nebraska - why do I do this to myself, why do I think home field will give the pink shirts a chance to maybe have hope again? what is wrong with me?
2 pt winner, UCLA - don't you fuck me bruins!! Ok, well if you are a cheerleader yes please, but wait no i'm married!! No bruin fucking!!
1 pt winner, OSU - I ain't picking against my team and Urban, but well as slack keeps pointing out we are due and Urban is due and the used to call me Big Game Bob is due - F that Bob Cooper this ain't 2k and we might not win out this year with our schedule and our is he over hyped qb, but we will storm norman like W on powered line resting on a coed's titty durning nam!!
bonus pick for free this week - you Colorado, you don't tug on superman's cape, you don't mess around with slim and you sure as hell don't mess around with a big jim crazy nose picker/eater thug life and expect not to get cut in 100 places and stabbed in 100 more!! when this games over you won't even have the soles of your feet left!! Tun 63 Kordell Back Mountains - 0!!
There ya have it, I must say even if my picks suck in results I drop mic the shit out of them in rambling non sense with occasion funny!! Peace i'm out!!
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