Well week one was everything it was hyped up to be and more, so to follow up that big ole 72oz juicy steak cfb scheduling brings us the bird crapped on the cake of week 2 games!! On up side this gives El Prez his annual opportunity to appease his so cal (EX) in-laws and simultaneously torture me with having to pick the fucking Aztecs game! Marshal Faulk ain't there, I ain't care!!
Ok, let's just hope I don't ruin the whole season this week cause I have no idea on these games...
10 pt, L'ville winner - only team between Tom Herman and a playoff spot after last weeks upset.
9 pt, Iowa winner - I mean he did just get a nice fat extension. I don't know how every girl that is a 4 but fucks and sucks like a 10 isn't living in Iowa because they will show you a billionaire life for Roseanna level effort.
8 pt, TCU winner - Bert oh Bert, had enough yet? They want you to win, not start to look like the school mascot you bright red fat piece of shit.
7 pt, Tenn winner - or what ever you wanna tell the fans happens as the seat views for that game are terrible!! First row of stadium won't be able to tell wtf is going on and certainly they will have zero problems with the refs mic!!
6 pt, SDSU winner, hope i'm wrong!!!
5 pt, Miss St winner, they have to rebound right?
4 pt, Pitt winner, Penn st better find a way to pull this upset or Franklin better update the ole resume. Kind of hard to believe all the bad luck befallen the nittny lions after allowing and continually honoring a man that at best was clueless to and at worst turned a blind eye to a pederast roaming the bathrooms of central PA for 3 plus decades.
3 pt, Utah winner, should be my one pt game and maybe best match up of the weekend but i'm picking some upsets and putting them in 1/2 spots.
2 pt, Illinois winner, so b1g got a little something going last weekend and maybe looking to extend this weekend? Well doubtful and reality will come back and cost me 3 pts, but fuck it - here's to my dad and his b1g homer attitude this week!!
1 pt, Purdon't winner, should have seen this coming after that last pick. Seriously the FACT (as slack would say) that two b1g teams are 6 and 9 pt home dogs (coming off wins in week 1) to a non power 5 (cincy for now) and a basketball school (nc) is the most "stop voting a bum like ferentz coach of the year and recognize the big coaches in your conference" middle finger vegas can give a conference!!
Well there it is, fingers crossed my picks will land soft and gentle and shine, shine like the polished gold on ole dirty harbum's fresh chainz!!
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