wk 7 cfb picks

I almost wrote this yesterday after a pretty awful day and decided not to and that was probably for the best, well for the best that I didn’t say anything awful about someone that wishes things never changed or well that everyone acted like things never changed when it’s convenient for him, but I digress (aka will avoid that rant for my blood-pressure).

How is somebody supposed to even get to his picks done on a football week like this, first if you hire a guy that apparently enough people knew was a drunk, how can you fire him for being a drunk? Well, really you just kind of told everyone he was fired while he’s at Betty Ford (is there a Billy Carter rehab, gotta be more fun, right?) and hope that he’s sober enough to handle the news he’s never gonna be a major college head coach again –ever!! Then ole’ ball coach retired, er resigned, er said shit I suck guys and don’t want to put in the work to get better and he got a standing O from the press for it – what? Hell, I thought Charlie Strong would eventually get carried off the field at tejas, but I thought it would be a bad thing and possibly start a race riot!

Ok, here we go…

10 pt, LSU wins – Well this was my 5 pt win before fla lost their starting qb to Bond’s-pop’s and one of their starting db’s because he fired a shotgun in his pregnant girlfriends direction. I mean I played a lot of rock music when Callie was pregnant, so maybe this guy just wanted to give his future kid the sounds of his upbringing? Anyway, lsu should be favorite and win at home anyway, but now if they don’t well it’d be two weeks in a row of losing my 10 pt game inexplicably.

9 pt, OSU wins – I told my boss (who is like most buckeye fans it seems searching for the mystical answer to what is wrong) look, I’m not worried about anything but those last two games vs melting face and fighting make’s Mansion look sane!! Why? Can we not lose to pedi st? No, off course we could, we could turn the ball over and play like shit and lose, but guess what if we do then it probably won’t be our only loss and we’d have no shot at a repeat so it doesn’t matter. Oh and for what is wrong, well we don’t win every game 59-0 and sometimes 20yr old kids aren’t perfect!

8 pt, Mich wins – I will admit in years past (and I’m trying, successfully so far, to not do this anymore) that I very often would put that team up north high in my picks to win knowing full well they weren’t the better team and likely would not win just because I so badly wanted them to lose as they should have – then. Now, well now sadly they have a top 5 coach on par with Satan, Urban and Petey (yes I know he’s in the nfl now, but still) and they are playing frankly beyond their talent. I heard an nfl scout say that a good visit to a major college program would expect to see about 6-7 guys you would want to start or have a report on. He said mich has about 6-7 but mostly on defense and to compare he said elite programs (ie ohio st and bama) have 12-15 – this years buckeye’s he said 17 or 18 depending on who you ask. So harbum is curb stomping people with half the high end talent he will have in a few years – fuck! I expect by the end of sat’s game that the bags under Mark Dantonio’s eye’s will look like the most disturbing granny porn you could ever find! Now I’ll be honest and say I’ll be happy to be wrong and 1 or 2 injuries for mich could change things drastically as they don’t have depth, but I’m calling a 26-10 win.

7 pt, Ole wins – um yeah Memphis? I guess they are ok, but really ole miss beat bama right? In bama?

6 pt, ND wins- I was tempted to make this higher, but shit maybe sc will be better without Margarita Tuesday practices?

5 pt, Bama wins – not confident enough to make this higher but not only do I think bama will win, but look for another dominant win and a statement that Satan ain’t given up on running table winning SEC champ and getting in the playoff’s with one loss.

4 pt, Standford wins – so apparently losing 3 def players for the year and having a freshman qb aren’t great for winning, but damn Bruins you sure have fit the shan lately!!

3 pt, Okla wins – How much longer you think Bob can milk the 2000 championship? I mean losing to Boise St in a bowl game is one thing, but routinely Coopering away the tampon bowl to underwhelming (can you ever just be whelmed? Name that movie) tejas teams has got to be getting old in Norman?

2 pt, Aub wins - ???????????????????????????? Favorite line of fla qb ped scandal this week was some guy saying, so when will this kid transfer to Auburn for 250k and win a national title!!!

1 pt, Iowa wins – fucking really thought N’western would play mich really close and then go on to win l1ttle west with wisky and neb both down. And now after that beat down I got to question if Stan/Duke wins were not as good as previously thought or just good timing for n’west? Really this game is likely for the l1ttle west title and well since Iowa does have the 47 time l1ttle coach of the year look for a classic b1g bore fest hard fought victory of say 16-11. Hey on the upside I’m pretty sure no 4 will win l1ttle coach of the year award easier than picking out what color pants to wear.

Well that’s it for this week, oh and my fav ole ball coach quote when asked if he heard about a fire on Auburn’s campus library when at fla ‘… it’s just a shame because only 15 of the 20 books have been colored in so far’ – Oh Steve you will be missed, but like a good catholic boy you always knew when to pull out!! Someone ought to punt on 3^rd down this week in his honor!!