wk 7 cfb picks

How can you have writers block when your only writing is meaningless rants about sports in a pointless attempt to be both funny and nostradoumsly? What's my motivation? Who could possibly have insights into how these teams will play week in and week out? It's f-ing madness, MADNESS!! A first playoff ever with Arizona/Baylor/Miss St and Ga Tech is possible!! This week Penn St plays TUN with a 2pt spread and it did NOT I SAY NOT make our top 10 games this week and it shouldn't have, wtf is happening in cfb?! Well whatever, grip it and rip it baby, here goes nothing...

10 pts - bama wins (over the karma's a bitch Brett), if Saban losses 2 straight and the second being to a Beilama coached team look for Kiffin to get 'skull fucked' on live tv cause the best part of Brett definitely ran down the crack of his mommy's ass!!

9 pts - Okla wins (over the long-face-horns), not much of a red river shootout this year me thinks, but who knows?

8 pts - Baylor wins (over could tcu make the playoffs?), remember when baylor athletes had to kill each other to make the news? Well now I guess they're a real contender? weird

side note every game here on should be a god damn 1 pt game! F me these are tricky!

7 pts - Uga wins (over they lost to indiana), THEY LOST AT HOME TO THE FIGHTING CORSO'S!!

6 pts - Oregon wins (over the love those white sweater tops), no reason no reason no reason, so why so high? gut feeling I guess.

5 pts - UCF wins (over the fighting magic undies), fuck UCF could get in the playoff? Well some day when they get in a power 5 conference.

4 pts - S cal wins (over you hear that laugh ann arbor? oh he's a smug little prick and he's laughing right now), but it can't last, hail mary's and mighty upsets can't keep happening and when they lose the pac 14 will be out of the playoff picture and possibly bring back the litt1e small chance.

3 pts - textech wins (over my cousin purty mouth st), looking for td's and offense, this is your ole special this weekend, look for a 69-61 type game.

2 pts - A&M wins (over 2 two dos 2 II seriously he won 2 superbowls and they sucked when he was there), mississippippisiipspsi can't really both be this good at once? I know one of them is going down this weekend, so i'm going to make them my 1/2 pt games and hope i'm right.

1 pt - Auburn wins (over the other one), I'm starting to believe Auburn is best team in the country which means they will likely lose sat, so 1 pt game.

Well there's my nothingness, not very strong/long this week, but I got it done with a mindful of mush thanks to work. Maybe also because buckeyes are on bye (again)? Who knows, next week i'll try try again, until then lets see if cfb top 20 teams run scared like the draft was reinstated and Canada started looking nice again, eh?