Friday, January 4, 2013

my nfl playoff picks

The veep has been sending his NHL playoff picks out for years for fun and i've tried (very unsuccessfully) to predict NHL playoff's despite knowing nothing about the sport. Well I know football well and think I can do just as bad anyway, so here goes nothing... (feel free if you'd like to post your picks in the reply section to do so and we will see who is the brightest off us all)

- remember seeding for rounds is based on highest vs lowest, so if i'm wrong on first rnd games it could change who plays who, but as long as your pick wins it doesn't matter who they played you still get point for the win.

AFC -

4 Ravens beat 5 Colts
6 Bungals beat 3 Texans

         1 Broncos beat 6 Bungals
         4 Ravens beat 2 Pats

                      1 Broncos beat 4 Ravens


NFC -

5 Seahawks beat 4 Redskins
3 Packers beat 6 Vikings

           5 Seahawks beat 1 Falcons
           2 49ers beat 3 Packers

                       2 49ers beat 5 Seahawks


Superbowl -  Broncos beat 49ers

There you have it, so with my track record probably will see a Texas vs Falcons Superbowl, but what do I know?


Thursday, January 3, 2013

Please tax me

If anyone knows of a job making 450k dollars a year (taxable income so like 600k before right offs and such) please hire me and I will happily pay a 75% effective (thats like fed, state, local et al) tax rate. It would be about three times more than I make now with my low poor person rate the govt. so generously is allowing me to keep. Thank You uncle Sam, your so nice!

And for all the poor downtrodden people affected by the extra taxes, i'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do to help? Maybe I, my parents and most people I know can go without raises or pay more for benefits, which has been going on since the bush era (so both parties can suck my $&@#), we just want to help the top avoid being treaded on.

"One nation, in debt, with religious and secular nut bags for all!!"

Sunday, December 16, 2012

I have a place you can protest

I'd like to borrow some "baby killers" protest signs from the pro-life people and go to the NRA headquarters or a local gun shop and protest.

As far as our rights, well you can bare all the arms you want as long as they were guns available when that was written. The coward psychos of this world would at least be slowed down if they had to muzzle load their gun.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Strong arm kid

Maybe in 29 years he can be the rookie qb for the Browns

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Hype me please

I have no problem with the three Heisman finalists (i selfishly dont want the freshman to win, but he does have amazing numbers). I would like to give some numbers to illustrate how important hype is for this trophy. Manti Te'o is a sick sick linebacker and might be first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win the Heisman. Manti's numbers this year (per paper this morning) 103 total tackles, 5.5 for a loss, and 7 interceptions. Nice numbers and an undefeated season. Ohio States Ryan Shazier's numbers for same number of games and on an undefeated team are 115 total tackles, 17 for loss (5.5 sacks), and 1 interception. Manti is very deserving, but Hype helps because the numbers are more impressive for Ryan. Thankfully he is only a sophomore and hopefully can have even bigger year next season and maybe get some hype.