Unfortunately, where there is a loose hole, there is a crazy little peg to fill it.....

This was news headline on yahoo...."Gary Busey's 1yr old son hospitalized". I told my boss and she asked what was wrong and I said "besides his father is GARY BUSEY?!"  Seriously, who has sex with him - period! Even with a hasmad suit and a crazy buseyisms to english dictionary, how is he getting in a womans pants?!

I have a Buseyism - Busey (Bum Urinates and Shouts Eratically YATZI)

I love laws that can't be inforced....

Saw this story on the news a couple of days ago and saved it for today - 4/20 - the king fascist himself (Hitler) bday. That's right 4/20 is one of those strange days that shares many an odd bday or anniversary or holiday that don't really go together, but kind of do. The Columbine shootings anniversary, Adolf's bday, and pothead xmas all share today - strange. Those 2 somber anniversaries might even make Nancy Reagan spark a spliff. Anyway...

So a couple of days ago the news said that after 5 years of the national craze that is smoking bans hitting Ohio (yay social fascism!!.... "you get in that bar and do something safe like drink a 5th of jack, but no smoking") this years budget has cut the funds to enforce the law!! That's right its still on the books, but if you call to infringe on some one else's rights..err... I mean report the abuse that happens when you were forced to go in to that privately owned business against your will and had to suffer all that second hand smoke, which totally ruined your fun healthy (4th) yager bomb - they will do nothing because it is not cost effective!! Yay!! Ahh, finally making depression take a positive spin!!  Sadly our new Governor has probably ear marked the funds to shut down gay bars or to curb that pesky little freedom of religion law and get them A-rabs before they get us, but ehh both sides of the isle are fascists of a different type. Its like a pain teeter totter where you just slide from being stabbed on the right and being stabbed on the left. I pledged allegiance to what?

Eddie and the Beacon

I hope he plays 'Middle aged libertarian behind an accoustic guitar in a classic venue....'

Eddie Vedder is going on a short solo tour this summer playing quaint awesome little venues like The Beacon in NYC. Those that know me well are very aware of my love for Pearl Jam and frontman Eddie Vedder, but few know that The Beacon is the top venue on my bucket list for concert going. Really all the places on this summer's tour are cool (detroit being closest sadly to me) and to see Ed solo and 'unplugged' would be super cool. Unfortunately, Uncle Sam/reality/or even dr. Hypocracity have befallen the great grundge leader of the 90's. The tickets before the KY jelly of modern concert going (fees and surcharges) are 70-90 bucks depending on the venue. Maybe ticketmaster made Ed "an offer he couldnt refuse"!! Can't imagine anyones wife enjoying a horsehead in the bed when they woke up. Well, if anyone hits the lottery and needs someone to man the rear view mirror - call me. If not i'm sure I can get the concert on dvd when comes put. Remember money isnt king, but apparently harder to say no to than even PJ can handle. See rerelease of vitogy and vs album last month, not much new or rare for the money, unlike last years reissue of Ten with the unplugged performance. Still best band in world, but greedy just like everyone else who enjoys providing for their famlies.

I dont know hockey, but what the heck

In the west
Canucks over Blackhawks in 5
Predators over Ducks in 7
Red Wings over Coyotes in 6
Sharks ovet Kings in 4

Canucks over Predators in 6
Red Wings over Sharks in 7

Red Wings over Canucks in 6

In the east
Caps over Rangers in 4
Pens over Lightning in 6
Canadians over Bruins in 6
Flyers over Sabers in 4

Caps over Pens in 7
Flyers over Canadians in 5

Flyers over Caps in 7

And for the Cup
Flyers over Red Wings in 6

So there are my guess based on the 2 partial games of hockey i've seen all year, sooooo dont bet on those, i know nothing.

The people who pass by in a flash

I really ought not watch concerts on tv, it makes me very reflective.... maybe burn out braincells trying to refire?

Anyway, i was just wondering why I (others?) more often think of aquantinces (sp?) rather than my close family and friends? I think about certain people who I may have known for a few months or less and gave me maybe a funny story or memory but nothing else. I wonder where they are, what they became, what is their version of the funny story I tell about them? I'm pretty sure I don't even really care, i'm positive I care way more about the people i've choosen to be close to. So why do I drift occasionally and think... is he as big a F up as I thought he would be? Did they still hold a grudge against me? Many of these questions could probably be found easily, but truth be told I think deep down I like not knowing. Makes it more fun to imagine my own awnsers. I probably project what I fear/dislike/like/wish to change about myself on to their journeys. Hmmm? Or I just shouldnt watch David Gilmore/Pink Floyd shows?  "Just a little pin prick, that'll get you through the show....."

Here's to those things that can make you Comfortably Numb!!

And no, doing laundry is not one, it makes me just bored. Thankfully we all have the vast nothingness of the internet to blah blah our mindless thought phlem into nowhere. Perfect for me, huh?

segment 2 picks

This will be shorter than normal because I feel like turd nuggets and just want to do 4 shots of NyQuil and hope I can sleep walk thru work tomorrow, but here are my picks...

Tejas - 99, Edwards looks back in form he had a few years ago and he dominated at the "cookie cutter" tracks, so hopefully he will do so some more.

Dega - Duh the 88!! Got to get off the string of bad luck at dega and peeps can say what they want, but picking jr at dega is never a bad idea.

Richmond - 18, hope I'm wrong and he gets spun in to wall on lap 1, but if he is gonna disappoint me I might as well get some points out of it.

Darlington - 24, looks like he has some magic back and he is one of the few 'puffs' to have a good time in S Carolina. i know, he's only allegedly a 'puff'!!

That's it, I have no where to go but up!!